The Two Cows Guide to CoH

[Acyl]

HAMIDON: You have one cow. It is a big cow. To milk it, you need several teams of farmhands.
GOOD TEAM: You have eight cows. They stampede.
BAD TEAM: You have eight hamburgers.
DEBUFFS: You have two cows. They produce...emissions. This contributes to global warming. The ice caps melt. Sea level rises. You drown.
AMBUSH: You have two cows...wait, where the hell did those cows come from?!
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And one amended suggestion:-
COSTUME CONTEST: You have two cows. You line your cows up with a bunch of other cows. An ugly cow wins. This is clearly a load of bull.
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