*pokes the forum with a stick*

[Morganite]

Blaster: Take that! And that! And *dies*
Controller: Let's play ping-pong. You're the ball.
Defender: You want to hit me... but you can't hit me!
Scrapper: ... Where did all the enemies go?
Tanker: This is going to take a while...
Brute: Smite! Smite! Smite! Smite! *panting*
Corrupter: Hold still so I can set you on fire.
Dominator: ?
Mastermind: Let's you & him fight.
Stalker: ?
-Morgan."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)