*pokes the forum with a stick*

[Sofaspud]

Blaster: Snipe, boom, bang, cone. Hey, get back over *there*, knockback punch. Boom. (It helps that my KB punch is pretty much always on auto-cast.)
Scrapper: a little to the LEFT, a little to the RIGHT, one more STEP, knockback kick! Aw, did you fall off the roof? Next!
Controller: Stand still! Now, up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down... good little meatpuppets. What, worn out already?
Defender: La dee daaa... healhealheal... doo dee doo... zot zot zot... SNIPE! Healhealheal...
Tanker: a-smashin' I will go, a-smashin' I will go... (stone/stone is the only one I've enjoyed)

Mastermind: go get 'em, boys. *waits* Oh, okay, here, have a bit of healing, my minions. *yawn*
Corruptor: this is my BOOMSTICK! And THIS... this is my SOUL-SUCKING POWER! MWAH HAH HAH! *glurk* "...mEDic..?"
Dominator: yeessss, you will feel my wrath, pitiful -- HEY, THAT HURT! *dies*
Stalker: You can't see me, neener neener neene -- OW!
Brute: SMASH crunch BREAK eye-gouge TWIST splortch RATTLE "Whew, I'm tired", *die*

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs