Ann Landers never had to deal with these people [mini-fic]

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

...If I had any room left on Virtue, I'd build Foxbat just to play off of Mechanon.
You're lucky I don't.
ETA: Ah, heck with it, Conquest Fleet is dead in the water. I can always reroll Mindlord Rissvar on another server.
--Sam
"Foxbattleplan: I will break into the Champions' headquarters, soundly defeat those pathetic wimps, and take Mechanon's brain. Then I'll hook it up to the transporter on the Paramount set, kidnap everyone on Earth, and hold them for ransom!"