It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

[Logan Darklighter]

I think that I shall never ski
Again against so stout a tree
A tree whose rugged bark is pressed
In bas-relief against my chest
A tree that with bacchantic air
wears ski-poles in its tangles hair
Yes I've learned me lesson, fools like me
Should never try to shave a tree.-Logan
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"This kind of thing tends invariably to devolve into the kind of "No, Nakajima, THIS is true power!!" argument that only really works if you're yelling it from the cockpit of a giant robot . . ."
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