In anticipation of I8:
58. The PPD gives out jetpacks to reward heroes who stop bank robberies.
58a. They are not trying to drive my Taxibot friends out of business.
58b. It is not a government conspiracy.
General new ones:
59. I am supposed to hit Lusca. Not hit on Lusca.
59a. She does not have "hawt tentacles".
59b. I am not a Nova-form Kheldian, and even if I were, ours would not be forbidden squiddy love.
59c. She's an octopus, anyway.
59d. No, that does not make us a multiracial couple.
60. Paladin and Babbage are not the Clockwork King's harem.
60a. They are not the King's ex-wives.
60b. All the little clockwork are not their kids.
61. I am not allowed to write Eochai/Jack slashfic.
61a. The giant monsters don't "do it", and I should stop suggesting otherwise.
(As a side note, 59-61 are actually things Dusker did. He's a Warshade, and he did turn up for a Lusca fight in Nova form...with ensuing results.)
62. Arakhn is the only female in the Council, but I should not attach special significance to this.
62a. She is not "my little Nictus-chan".
63. I should stop referring to Minuet as "my walking inspiration".
63a. Even if she is an empath defender.
63b. I shouldn't do this when Wide is in earshot.
63c. Because she's HIS walking inspiration.
64. No matter how henpecked Morgan is, he is a scrapper, NOT Bella's summonable pet.
64a. I shouldn't complain to her about "pet aggro".
...
I've also started a thread on the official CoH forums. After my list, folks have started posting ones for their own characters, and some of those are just brilliant.
Here!
-- Acyl
58. The PPD gives out jetpacks to reward heroes who stop bank robberies.
58a. They are not trying to drive my Taxibot friends out of business.
58b. It is not a government conspiracy.
General new ones:
59. I am supposed to hit Lusca. Not hit on Lusca.
59a. She does not have "hawt tentacles".
59b. I am not a Nova-form Kheldian, and even if I were, ours would not be forbidden squiddy love.
59c. She's an octopus, anyway.
59d. No, that does not make us a multiracial couple.
60. Paladin and Babbage are not the Clockwork King's harem.
60a. They are not the King's ex-wives.
60b. All the little clockwork are not their kids.
61. I am not allowed to write Eochai/Jack slashfic.
61a. The giant monsters don't "do it", and I should stop suggesting otherwise.
(As a side note, 59-61 are actually things Dusker did. He's a Warshade, and he did turn up for a Lusca fight in Nova form...with ensuing results.)
62. Arakhn is the only female in the Council, but I should not attach special significance to this.
62a. She is not "my little Nictus-chan".
63. I should stop referring to Minuet as "my walking inspiration".
63a. Even if she is an empath defender.
63b. I shouldn't do this when Wide is in earshot.
63c. Because she's HIS walking inspiration.
64. No matter how henpecked Morgan is, he is a scrapper, NOT Bella's summonable pet.
64a. I shouldn't complain to her about "pet aggro".
...
I've also started a thread on the official CoH forums. After my list, folks have started posting ones for their own characters, and some of those are just brilliant.
Here!
-- Acyl