66. Evangelia is not "that sexy momma with the magic walk, who makes all the boys drool and all the girls talk", and I should not call her that at press conferences.
66a. Or at official government functions.
66b. Nor is she to be referred to as "Mistress Eva".
66c. Especially not while I am on my knees and wearing a dog collar.
66d. Not even if she is adorably cute when she blushes.
66e. Do not call her adorable if she is anywhere near her sword.
66f. She's always near her sword.
67. Evangelia is not a reincarnated princess from the ancient Moon Kingdom, and calling her that will just get Sailor Null mad at me.
67a. Do not refer to Sailor Null's powers as "Dorkness control".
67b. If I must call them that, do not go near any shadows afterwards.
67c. For the rest of my life.
68. Do not ask Evangelia why, if she's such a good leader, she's not the captain of the Atlas Park High School cheerleading squad.
68a. Do not suggest changing the supergroup uniform to that of the Atlas Park High School cheerleading squad so she can pretend to be its captain.
68b. Do not wear an Atlas Park High School cheerleader's uniform to a supergroup meeting to show how good it looks.
68c. When ordered to take it off and change back into my normal costume, go to the base locker room first.
69. Do not suggest to Evangelia that all the other members of the previous incarnation of the Legendary left because she joined.
70. Do not suggest to Evangelia that all the current members of the Legendary joined only because they didn't want to hurt her feelings.
71. Do not call up Evangelia's parents and ask if she can come out and play.
72. It is not appropriate to suggest that Evangelia and Space Mage engage in any kind of illicit activities together in the girls' locker room and/or showers at their high school.
72a. Do not ask for pictures, either.
72b. Do not speculate on what attachments Seelepanzer might have which would add to the fun.
72c. Have body cast removed in six weeks.
73. Never ask about the penguin.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
66a. Or at official government functions.
66b. Nor is she to be referred to as "Mistress Eva".
66c. Especially not while I am on my knees and wearing a dog collar.
66d. Not even if she is adorably cute when she blushes.
66e. Do not call her adorable if she is anywhere near her sword.
66f. She's always near her sword.
67. Evangelia is not a reincarnated princess from the ancient Moon Kingdom, and calling her that will just get Sailor Null mad at me.
67a. Do not refer to Sailor Null's powers as "Dorkness control".
67b. If I must call them that, do not go near any shadows afterwards.
67c. For the rest of my life.
68. Do not ask Evangelia why, if she's such a good leader, she's not the captain of the Atlas Park High School cheerleading squad.
68a. Do not suggest changing the supergroup uniform to that of the Atlas Park High School cheerleading squad so she can pretend to be its captain.
68b. Do not wear an Atlas Park High School cheerleader's uniform to a supergroup meeting to show how good it looks.
68c. When ordered to take it off and change back into my normal costume, go to the base locker room first.
69. Do not suggest to Evangelia that all the other members of the previous incarnation of the Legendary left because she joined.
70. Do not suggest to Evangelia that all the current members of the Legendary joined only because they didn't want to hurt her feelings.
71. Do not call up Evangelia's parents and ask if she can come out and play.
72. It is not appropriate to suggest that Evangelia and Space Mage engage in any kind of illicit activities together in the girls' locker room and/or showers at their high school.
72a. Do not ask for pictures, either.
72b. Do not speculate on what attachments Seelepanzer might have which would add to the fun.
72c. Have body cast removed in six weeks.
73. Never ask about the penguin.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...