80. Do NOT fiddle with Killkitty's rifle. She will not find it amusing, and she will jam her taser somewhere where removal will require surgery.
81. Do not borrow Killkitty's taser. I don't care how big the cockroach was.
82. Do not spike Killkitty's coffee with catnip. It makes her jumpy, and she carries a large, automatic rifle. Ricochets do bad things to the base computers.
82a. Do not clean Killkitty's percolator. She likes the way the coffee tastes.
82b. Do not use Killkitty's coffee to clear clogged drains, clean lab glassware, thin paint, strip paint, or as a disinfectant. Even if it does a better job some commercially available cleansers, paint thinners, or disinfectants.
Ebony the Black Dragon
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
81. Do not borrow Killkitty's taser. I don't care how big the cockroach was.
82. Do not spike Killkitty's coffee with catnip. It makes her jumpy, and she carries a large, automatic rifle. Ricochets do bad things to the base computers.
82a. Do not clean Killkitty's percolator. She likes the way the coffee tastes.
82b. Do not use Killkitty's coffee to clear clogged drains, clean lab glassware, thin paint, strip paint, or as a disinfectant. Even if it does a better job some commercially available cleansers, paint thinners, or disinfectants.
Ebony the Black Dragon
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."