I'd just like to mention that I started reading this to Peggy tonight, and broke at about this point ("porn, porn, porn"). Peggy looked up at me and said, "Superball needs to be deflated."
(ETA, a couple days later: Is it just me, or does "The Internet Is For Porn" sound a little like "We Are Santa's Elves" from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?)
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
(ETA, a couple days later: Is it just me, or does "The Internet Is For Porn" sound a little like "We Are Santa's Elves" from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?)
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...