As I was joking last night on the Legendary channel, I hope customisation goes far enough to let us do this. Kudos to everyone
who chipped in with jokes here - offhand, Ankhani and Valles, IIRC.
Villain Story Arc: BUDGET MAYHEM
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Mission 1: Stop the costume contest! (50 contestants to defeat, find the winner)
As Ankhani noted, the winner obviously has to be a scantily-clad female character with the chest slider out to
-----> there.
Mission 2: Defeat all heroes in sewer
Mission 3: Steal the influence (Defeat swdfeqdwdf and customers)
You just know this will be a Freakshow boss...
Mission 4: Defeat all idiots in broadcast
Mission 5: Defeat SG recruiter and guards
Mission 6: Stop Katie Hannon! (10 Mary Macombers to rescue)
Mission 7: Defeat all heroes in farm (1 mission objective to complete while leader isn't looking)
...
... etc, etc, etc.
I'll think up an actual serious storyline later. But seriously, I'd love to present a whole mission sequence in the dialogue of a tour agent. Like, if
you can use one of those crummy little tugboats in the Isles as a mission door, you can talk about luxury cruise accomodation...
-- Acyl
who chipped in with jokes here - offhand, Ankhani and Valles, IIRC.
Villain Story Arc: BUDGET MAYHEM
Unsatisfied with the packages offered by other tour providers? Try visitparagon.com, for the best getaways to sunny Paragon
City!
Trips from just 500 inf onwards! *
* prices do not include tax or travel insurance. additional charges may apply.
Mission 1: Stop the costume contest! (50 contestants to defeat, find the winner)
As Ankhani noted, the winner obviously has to be a scantily-clad female character with the chest slider out to
-----> there.
Mission 2: Defeat all heroes in sewer
Mission 3: Steal the influence (Defeat swdfeqdwdf and customers)
You just know this will be a Freakshow boss...
Mission 4: Defeat all idiots in broadcast
Mission 5: Defeat SG recruiter and guards
Mission 6: Stop Katie Hannon! (10 Mary Macombers to rescue)
Mission 7: Defeat all heroes in farm (1 mission objective to complete while leader isn't looking)
...
... etc, etc, etc.
I'll think up an actual serious storyline later. But seriously, I'd love to present a whole mission sequence in the dialogue of a tour agent. Like, if
you can use one of those crummy little tugboats in the Isles as a mission door, you can talk about luxury cruise accomodation...
-- Acyl