Tales of The Legendary: Snippets of The Legendary

[Sofaspud]

"... and then I tried -another- door, an' a door after that, an' they were both full of witches and zombies and everything but that's okay
'cause I sliced 'em up and then I tried ANOTHER door and there was a nice lady there who gave me candy but the door next to hers was full of FIR BOLG,
can you believe it? and the one next to --"

"Sammy."

"-- an' anyway Halloween is the BEST holiday ever did you get any candy? I got TONS of candy, at least I thought I got tons of candy but looking at
the pile --"

"SAMMY."

"-- there really isn't all that much candy left is there? Maybe I should go get oooh I'm gonna go get MORE candy, if you want some that's
fine I don't mind sharing the candy you've got to try these little yellow things or maybe the red striped ones, I don't like the licorice though so
if you like licorice you can have --"

"SAMMY!"

"-- all the licorice okay? Okay. I'm going to go get some more this is FUN see you later bye!" A red and black blur caused empty candy
wrappers to whirl briefly, followed by a startled yelp from down the hall -- "Sorry Miss Gamma!" -- and the sound of a teleporter activating.

Mag Flashlight slowly lowered his coffee mug from where it had paused when Sammy had first appeared, maybe twenty seconds ago. "What," he said
slowly and calmly, "was that?"

Alice blew a long, deep sigh and looked at him over the foot-high pile of assorted sugary sweets that had been dumped on the table between them.

"That, Mag, is a catgirl on a sugar rush."

"Be afraid," Neko put in solemnly from the edge of the table. "Be very, very afraid."

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs