Getting into Sammy's head isn't hard, actually (though perhaps I shouldn't admit that). For most things you can fake her thinking by simply
removing 90% of the punctuation and pretending she doesn't need to breathe.
As for a rant... I know you read Pardon Me, Epiphany in Progress, Sweno; you replied to it, heh. THAT is Sammy in
rant-mode.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
removing 90% of the punctuation and pretending she doesn't need to breathe.

As for a rant... I know you read Pardon Me, Epiphany in Progress, Sweno; you replied to it, heh. THAT is Sammy in
rant-mode.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs