**Click**
The MYTHBUSTERS cast is standing on the hardwood floor of the dojo room in The Legendary's base. Behind them is a shape wrapped in a tarpaulin, occasionally wobbling. Out of focus behind them is a set of bleachers with multiple people in them.
JAMIE: Well, Adam, this is a little outside of our normal practices, but you've gotten this authorized with the PPD and the management of The Legendary, so we'll just.. give it a try.
ADAM: Jamie, don't be a butt. I talked to Lora'Lai, The Legendary's manager and PR contact, personally, and she gave this a VERY enthusiastic approval.
KARI: Jamie, I have to agree with Adam, this is supported both by the management and membership of The Legendary, and they are being kind enough to host this episode
JAMIE: Well, alright Kari. Let's proceed with the testing for the Conservation of Momentum In Portals
KARI: Or as our Paragon submitters call it, the 'Speedy Thing' theory
ADAM: And we'll be able, using only a portable portal generator, a concrete wall, a catapult, and this secret ingredient, to test this myth.
ADAM: I also have to thank the folks at Portal Corps, who provided the portal generator, and a teleport suppression device. Buster couldn't make it, so we're using a local named 'Dark Pooky', heh. He's been fitted with a supression device which keeps his mind fuzzed enough that he can't teleport.
KARI: And doesn't keep his eyes above my collarbones, no matter how high we turn it up.
VO: After the break, we'll see what happens, when our substitute Buster meets the hard laws of portal physics.
**Click**
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
The MYTHBUSTERS cast is standing on the hardwood floor of the dojo room in The Legendary's base. Behind them is a shape wrapped in a tarpaulin, occasionally wobbling. Out of focus behind them is a set of bleachers with multiple people in them.
JAMIE: Well, Adam, this is a little outside of our normal practices, but you've gotten this authorized with the PPD and the management of The Legendary, so we'll just.. give it a try.
ADAM: Jamie, don't be a butt. I talked to Lora'Lai, The Legendary's manager and PR contact, personally, and she gave this a VERY enthusiastic approval.
KARI: Jamie, I have to agree with Adam, this is supported both by the management and membership of The Legendary, and they are being kind enough to host this episode
JAMIE: Well, alright Kari. Let's proceed with the testing for the Conservation of Momentum In Portals
KARI: Or as our Paragon submitters call it, the 'Speedy Thing' theory
ADAM: And we'll be able, using only a portable portal generator, a concrete wall, a catapult, and this secret ingredient, to test this myth.
ADAM: I also have to thank the folks at Portal Corps, who provided the portal generator, and a teleport suppression device. Buster couldn't make it, so we're using a local named 'Dark Pooky', heh. He's been fitted with a supression device which keeps his mind fuzzed enough that he can't teleport.
KARI: And doesn't keep his eyes above my collarbones, no matter how high we turn it up.
VO: After the break, we'll see what happens, when our substitute Buster meets the hard laws of portal physics.
**Click**
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies