"And now for an early Christmas present for all of you guys. Except Terrence, whom I truly pity." Mag's voice boomed out across the PA System. A moment of confusion followed, as people looked at the stage, then at Terry, then back to stage.
There was a bright flash of flame in the middle of the stage, and Enynn appeared in an abbreviated Red dress with a white faux-fur collar, a Santa hat, and ruby red heels. "BA-BOOM BA-BOOM" of a bass singer began to play out from the speakers. En grabbed the mic and began to sing.
Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree
For me.
Been an awful good girl,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
En began to walk down the stage in perfect time with the song, clearly aiming for a very nervous Terrence.
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too,
Light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list.
As En got closer, Terr began to hide behind Lisa and Rhea, looking more panicked than he would staring down a team of Psychic Blasters.
Santa Baby, I want a yacht and really that's not
Alot;
Been an angel all year
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa honey, one little thing I really need.
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
As En knew better than to upset the party, she fluidly changed direction towards the nearest man in sight, then again at the next verse, and again, until she had made her way back up to the stage.
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And cheques.
Sign your 'x' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tif-fa-ny.
I really do believe in you,
Lets see if you believe in me.
Santa Baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry...tonight.
As the song ended, she blew a kiss to a certain slowly recovering tank, and flashed back off the stage.
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The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."
>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI
There was a bright flash of flame in the middle of the stage, and Enynn appeared in an abbreviated Red dress with a white faux-fur collar, a Santa hat, and ruby red heels. "BA-BOOM BA-BOOM" of a bass singer began to play out from the speakers. En grabbed the mic and began to sing.
Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree
For me.
Been an awful good girl,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
En began to walk down the stage in perfect time with the song, clearly aiming for a very nervous Terrence.
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too,
Light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list.
As En got closer, Terr began to hide behind Lisa and Rhea, looking more panicked than he would staring down a team of Psychic Blasters.
Santa Baby, I want a yacht and really that's not
Alot;
Been an angel all year
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa honey, one little thing I really need.
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
As En knew better than to upset the party, she fluidly changed direction towards the nearest man in sight, then again at the next verse, and again, until she had made her way back up to the stage.
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And cheques.
Sign your 'x' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tif-fa-ny.
I really do believe in you,
Lets see if you believe in me.
Santa Baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry...tonight.
As the song ended, she blew a kiss to a certain slowly recovering tank, and flashed back off the stage.
---
The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself."
>Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI