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Tails of the Legendary: Winter's Gifts
Recall
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Product Recall:

The Tickle-Me-Thibor is being recalled. All sales locations are advised to remove this item from the shelves and accept immediate return of product and issue a
full refund with no questions asked.

The defects appear to have been introduced and implemented in the design phases of the product and were not removed prior the production phase.

1.) Excessive force used in rubbing the doll's belly will cause the doll to deliver a headbut to the child. Padding on the head of the doll is not
sufficient to protect the doll or the child from injury.

2.) While squeezing the right hand will cause the doll to speak 'safe' Thibor-isms. Squeezing the left hand will cause it to use language that is at
best described as offensive, and at worse described as 'Capable of scarring a tender young psyche for life, starting wars and knocking a buzzard off a
dung-cart.'

3.) Squeezing the groin causes the doll to say. "Is putting me down Michael Jackson."

4.) The dolls were not supposed to be anatomically correct.

5.) Or have three speeds.

Finally, it should be noted that neither Major Sawchyk or IST sanctioned the production of these dolls and have requested that all profits realized from their
sale and the licensing fees from the corresponding 'Thibor's Doghouse" Saturday morning cartoon, be donated to the Paragon Animal Shelter.

N. Yoshida.

Tickle Me Thibor Enterprises.
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