Drugs!
"So lemme get this straight, mates. You're stiff, you've got enough nicotine in your system that kissing you could replace the patch, you've
literally been huffing pixie dust, and you're dripping hallucinogenic slime."
"Sounds about right, yeah".
"AND YOU'RE BLOODY WELL AFTER ME FOR ME SUPERADRINE WHYYYY?"
Gives you an opportunity to re-use British Troll Man!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
"So lemme get this straight, mates. You're stiff, you've got enough nicotine in your system that kissing you could replace the patch, you've
literally been huffing pixie dust, and you're dripping hallucinogenic slime."
"Sounds about right, yeah".
"AND YOU'RE BLOODY WELL AFTER ME FOR ME SUPERADRINE WHYYYY?"
Gives you an opportunity to re-use British Troll Man!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies