[20:41] VallesUF: Wow, everybody -is- here.
[20:41] Hexane23: I'm scared
[20:42] DracoEbenium: *checks PC for smoke* I think I'm in the clear.
[20:42] YuushaOhGai: What.
[20:42] YuushaOhGai: @_@
[21:05] DracoEbenium: Descriptive file name. Covering all the pertinent points.
[21:06] VallesUF: ...indeed.
[21:06] eowopmegs: Me: ....why do I see Teana's thought bubble as "hmmm....proceed."?
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: Everyone but Kanawa is within the illusion.
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: Kanawa can, slightly, manipulate events within the illusion.
[21:30] VallesUF: Mikasa: I've mentioned that we're all going to die, right?
[21:30] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Several times.
[21:31] Hexane23: Kanawa: Mika-san, certainty murders possibility
[21:31] eowopmegs: Snrrrk.
[21:31] VallesUF: Mikasa: Huh?
[21:32] eowopmegs: Sachiko: if we get out of this Alice, you're going to have to take me shopping whenever you do from now on, you know.
[21:32] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Who are you talking to?
[21:33] VallesUF: Mikasa: ...oh...kayyy...
[21:33] Hexane23: Kanawa: *hands sachiko a small bottle of sake, labeled "drink me"*
[22:03] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, you know, if any old kimono can hide them, then you haven't really got curves at all, do you, little girl?
[22:04] Hexane23: Kanawa: One suspects you are slightly biased.
[22:04] DracoEbenium: Okay. Zoe Bell has a lip ring. She just became hotter, which I didn't think was possible.
[22:05] KerianValentine: Ise: I agree with whatever my wife says on principle!
[22:05] eowopmegs: Sachiko: well, if I'm working it right, whether they're there or not won't matter in the first place.
[22:05] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, yeah. More to the point, putting it like that makes all the catty jealous bitches go absolutely -spare-.
[22:05] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Mostly because you won't have anyone to sleep with if you don't, Ise.
[22:05] Hexane23: Kanawa: Ah, a worthy goal Kakita-san
[22:06] VallesUF: Mikasa: Isn't that the truth? ^_^
[22:11] KerianValentine: Ise: You say this like it's a bad thing?
[22:20] KerianValentine: I like to think Ise's idiocy is a defense mechanism
[22:20] KerianValentine: "Gosh, these guys are mean"
[22:20] DracoEbenium: He's a kind soul.
[22:20] YuushaOhGai: One moment.
[22:20] eowopmegs: Sachiko: ...*puts another coin in the Bribe the Kami for nontraumatic upbringing jar*
[22:21] DracoEbenium: Hayase: We are the Social Misfit Squad. Did you get your t-shirt?
[22:21] VallesUF: Mika: Hey! Falling out of the rigging is -not- traumatic!
[22:21] VallesUF: Mika: Kinda scary, maybe, but...
[22:22] DracoEbenium: Mikasa and Ise didn't have a traumatic upbringing, just a very unusual one for the average Rokugani. Most people think they're rude and weird.
[22:22] VallesUF: Which, being fair...
[22:22] DracoEbenium: They are.
[22:22] VallesUF: They kinda are, respectively.
[22:22] Hexane23: Kanawa: Social misfit?
[22:22] DracoEbenium: Actually they're both kinda rude and weird.
[22:22] VallesUF: 'They say I'm crazy but I have a good time...'
[22:22] DracoEbenium: Hayase: You're a Dragon. You're all weird.
[22:23] VallesUF: Mikasa: What the cactus-lady said.
[22:23] Hexane23: Kanawa: But doesn't that mean I'm a normal Dragon, and therefore not weird?
[22:23] KerianValentine: Ise: ...weird.
[22:23] VallesUF: Mikasa: That makes you wierd for us, doesn't it?
[22:24] Hexane23: Kanawa: *Sighs at Ise's comment and breaks out the scroll* Just say something interesting tonight, ok?
[22:24] KerianValentine: Ise: ...I...okay?
[22:24] KerianValentine: Ise; ...what qualifies as 'interesting'?
[22:24] Hexane23: Kanawa: How should I know, you're the one who's wisdom I'm writting down.
[22:25] KerianValentine: Ise: ...wisdom?
[22:25] KerianValentine: Ise: ...is it wisdom if I just do what I usually do?
[22:25] VallesUF: Mikasa: Did your grandma used to say anything about kitsune? The spirits, not the clan.
[23:30] YuushaOhGai: You are in the scene as soon as you do something to merit your attention.
[23:30] DracoEbenium: Ah.
[23:30] YuushaOhGai: Something I do not recommend in the middle of a Daimyo's court.
[23:31] eowopmegs: *Sachiko buys stock in roadside stalls*
[23:31] Hexane23: ok this is 4k2
[23:31] Hexane23: Hexane23 rolled 4 1-sided dice: 1 1 1 1
[23:31] DracoEbenium: Hayase puts on her all-black kabuki stagehand's outfit. "Nothing here. Please move along."
[23:45] VallesUF: This story seems to have the worlds' -bounciest- narrator, or something...
[23:45] eowopmegs: Sachiko: Decent means? Ohhhh, so you *are* from a sailing family. >
[23:46] DracoEbenium: Enter SERVANT, stage left.
[23:46] VallesUF: Mikasa: Um, sure? Actually, I was just thinking how the story I heard ended with some girl being found on the road leading to the family house with her face chewed off.
[23:46] KerianValentine: Ise: Well I'm paying more attention to the narrator than the story...
[23:46] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Follow the bouncing breasts, eh, Ise?
[23:46] VallesUF: Mikasa: Good husband; remind me to give you ... a cookie... later.
[23:46] KerianValentine: Ise: Am I not allowed to appreciate my wife's body?
[23:47] Hexane23: Duel independent suspension samurai-ko Mikasa?
[23:47] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Far be it from me to school an old married couple on their privileges....
[23:47] VallesUF: Mikasa: *eyetwitch* ...Old?
[23:50] Hexane23: Kanawa: *to Mika* You are the very picture of youth and vitality... Obaasan.
[23:51] eowopmegs: Sachiko: when you mentioned lacking decent ways to derail fate, the first thing that came to mind was "Ah, my first starring role in doujin."
[23:52] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, a gang of smelly bandits isn't really what I'd call the best way to start off that side of the career, but at least there wouldn't be any tentacles involved?
[23:52] VallesUF: Mikasa: Probably.
[23:52] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Hopefully.
[23:53] DracoEbenium: Hayase: *holds up bento* Tako?
[23:53] VallesUF: Mikasa: Sweet, sweet revenge. Yes, please!
[00:23] VallesUF: Mika: Psst. Smack him with a ward.
[00:24] VallesUF: Mika: Needs to be you 'cause you're funnier than I am.
[00:24] VallesUF: Mika: If we turn the entire thing into a farce, then everybody lives.
[00:24] VallesUF: Mika: So get out your ofuda, dear, or it's the couch for you.
[00:24] Hexane23: I just got an image of Ise as a travelling evangellical preacher... it was kind of silly.
[00:41] eowopmegs: Sachiko: main character plot twist priveleges.
[00:41] DracoEbenium: And now, ladies and gentlemen, a Scorpion tap dance....
[00:41] Hexane23: Remember, the pincers are only a distraction
[00:42] VallesUF: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaallll..."
[00:42] VallesUF: "Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!"
[00:42] VallesUF: "If you refuse me, honey, ya lose me-"
[00:42] VallesUF: *hook cane*
[00:42] VallesUF: "YIPE!"
[00:45] YuushaOhGai: >_>
[00:45] YuushaOhGai: Nutjobs.
[00:52] VallesUF: ...ahahahahaha.
[00:52] Hexane23: Kanawa: Perhaps we should stand a little farther back
[00:52] eowopmegs: Sachiko: *pull chain*
[00:53] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Easy for you to say. I'm sitting right behind her.
[00:53] eowopmegs: Sachiko: *halo*
[00:53] VallesUF: Mikasa: Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die.
[00:53] Hexane23: Kanawa: Oh, well... I'll try and find you a very nice urn for your ashes?
[00:53] VallesUF: Mikasa: Really? Thanks, you're a peach!
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."
[20:41] Hexane23: I'm scared
[20:42] DracoEbenium: *checks PC for smoke* I think I'm in the clear.
[20:42] YuushaOhGai: What.
[20:42] YuushaOhGai: @_@
[21:05] DracoEbenium: Descriptive file name. Covering all the pertinent points.
[21:06] VallesUF: ...indeed.
[21:06] eowopmegs: Me: ....why do I see Teana's thought bubble as "hmmm....proceed."?
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: Everyone but Kanawa is within the illusion.
[21:29] YuushaOhGai: Kanawa can, slightly, manipulate events within the illusion.
[21:30] VallesUF: Mikasa: I've mentioned that we're all going to die, right?
[21:30] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Several times.
[21:31] Hexane23: Kanawa: Mika-san, certainty murders possibility
[21:31] eowopmegs: Snrrrk.
[21:31] VallesUF: Mikasa: Huh?
[21:32] eowopmegs: Sachiko: if we get out of this Alice, you're going to have to take me shopping whenever you do from now on, you know.
[21:32] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Who are you talking to?
[21:33] VallesUF: Mikasa: ...oh...kayyy...
[21:33] Hexane23: Kanawa: *hands sachiko a small bottle of sake, labeled "drink me"*
[22:03] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, you know, if any old kimono can hide them, then you haven't really got curves at all, do you, little girl?
[22:04] Hexane23: Kanawa: One suspects you are slightly biased.
[22:04] DracoEbenium: Okay. Zoe Bell has a lip ring. She just became hotter, which I didn't think was possible.
[22:05] KerianValentine: Ise: I agree with whatever my wife says on principle!
[22:05] eowopmegs: Sachiko: well, if I'm working it right, whether they're there or not won't matter in the first place.
[22:05] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, yeah. More to the point, putting it like that makes all the catty jealous bitches go absolutely -spare-.
[22:05] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Mostly because you won't have anyone to sleep with if you don't, Ise.
[22:05] Hexane23: Kanawa: Ah, a worthy goal Kakita-san
[22:06] VallesUF: Mikasa: Isn't that the truth? ^_^
[22:11] KerianValentine: Ise: You say this like it's a bad thing?
[22:20] KerianValentine: I like to think Ise's idiocy is a defense mechanism
[22:20] KerianValentine: "Gosh, these guys are mean"
[22:20] DracoEbenium: He's a kind soul.
[22:20] YuushaOhGai: One moment.
[22:20] eowopmegs: Sachiko: ...*puts another coin in the Bribe the Kami for nontraumatic upbringing jar*
[22:21] DracoEbenium: Hayase: We are the Social Misfit Squad. Did you get your t-shirt?
[22:21] VallesUF: Mika: Hey! Falling out of the rigging is -not- traumatic!
[22:21] VallesUF: Mika: Kinda scary, maybe, but...
[22:22] DracoEbenium: Mikasa and Ise didn't have a traumatic upbringing, just a very unusual one for the average Rokugani. Most people think they're rude and weird.
[22:22] VallesUF: Which, being fair...
[22:22] DracoEbenium: They are.
[22:22] VallesUF: They kinda are, respectively.
[22:22] Hexane23: Kanawa: Social misfit?
[22:22] DracoEbenium: Actually they're both kinda rude and weird.
[22:22] VallesUF: 'They say I'm crazy but I have a good time...'
[22:22] DracoEbenium: Hayase: You're a Dragon. You're all weird.
[22:23] VallesUF: Mikasa: What the cactus-lady said.
[22:23] Hexane23: Kanawa: But doesn't that mean I'm a normal Dragon, and therefore not weird?
[22:23] KerianValentine: Ise: ...weird.
[22:23] VallesUF: Mikasa: That makes you wierd for us, doesn't it?
[22:24] Hexane23: Kanawa: *Sighs at Ise's comment and breaks out the scroll* Just say something interesting tonight, ok?
[22:24] KerianValentine: Ise: ...I...okay?
[22:24] KerianValentine: Ise; ...what qualifies as 'interesting'?
[22:24] Hexane23: Kanawa: How should I know, you're the one who's wisdom I'm writting down.
[22:25] KerianValentine: Ise: ...wisdom?
[22:25] KerianValentine: Ise: ...is it wisdom if I just do what I usually do?
[22:25] VallesUF: Mikasa: Did your grandma used to say anything about kitsune? The spirits, not the clan.
[23:30] YuushaOhGai: You are in the scene as soon as you do something to merit your attention.
[23:30] DracoEbenium: Ah.
[23:30] YuushaOhGai: Something I do not recommend in the middle of a Daimyo's court.
[23:31] eowopmegs: *Sachiko buys stock in roadside stalls*
[23:31] Hexane23: ok this is 4k2
[23:31] Hexane23: Hexane23 rolled 4 1-sided dice: 1 1 1 1
[23:31] DracoEbenium: Hayase puts on her all-black kabuki stagehand's outfit. "Nothing here. Please move along."
[23:45] VallesUF: This story seems to have the worlds' -bounciest- narrator, or something...
[23:45] eowopmegs: Sachiko: Decent means? Ohhhh, so you *are* from a sailing family. >
[23:46] DracoEbenium: Enter SERVANT, stage left.
[23:46] VallesUF: Mikasa: Um, sure? Actually, I was just thinking how the story I heard ended with some girl being found on the road leading to the family house with her face chewed off.
[23:46] KerianValentine: Ise: Well I'm paying more attention to the narrator than the story...
[23:46] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Follow the bouncing breasts, eh, Ise?
[23:46] VallesUF: Mikasa: Good husband; remind me to give you ... a cookie... later.
[23:46] KerianValentine: Ise: Am I not allowed to appreciate my wife's body?
[23:47] Hexane23: Duel independent suspension samurai-ko Mikasa?
[23:47] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Far be it from me to school an old married couple on their privileges....
[23:47] VallesUF: Mikasa: *eyetwitch* ...Old?
[23:50] Hexane23: Kanawa: *to Mika* You are the very picture of youth and vitality... Obaasan.
[23:51] eowopmegs: Sachiko: when you mentioned lacking decent ways to derail fate, the first thing that came to mind was "Ah, my first starring role in doujin."
[23:52] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, a gang of smelly bandits isn't really what I'd call the best way to start off that side of the career, but at least there wouldn't be any tentacles involved?
[23:52] VallesUF: Mikasa: Probably.
[23:52] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Hopefully.
[23:53] DracoEbenium: Hayase: *holds up bento* Tako?
[23:53] VallesUF: Mikasa: Sweet, sweet revenge. Yes, please!
[00:23] VallesUF: Mika: Psst. Smack him with a ward.
[00:24] VallesUF: Mika: Needs to be you 'cause you're funnier than I am.
[00:24] VallesUF: Mika: If we turn the entire thing into a farce, then everybody lives.
[00:24] VallesUF: Mika: So get out your ofuda, dear, or it's the couch for you.
[00:24] Hexane23: I just got an image of Ise as a travelling evangellical preacher... it was kind of silly.
[00:41] eowopmegs: Sachiko: main character plot twist priveleges.
[00:41] DracoEbenium: And now, ladies and gentlemen, a Scorpion tap dance....
[00:41] Hexane23: Remember, the pincers are only a distraction
[00:42] VallesUF: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaallll..."
[00:42] VallesUF: "Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!"
[00:42] VallesUF: "If you refuse me, honey, ya lose me-"
[00:42] VallesUF: *hook cane*
[00:42] VallesUF: "YIPE!"
[00:45] YuushaOhGai: >_>
[00:45] YuushaOhGai: Nutjobs.
[00:52] VallesUF: ...ahahahahaha.
[00:52] Hexane23: Kanawa: Perhaps we should stand a little farther back
[00:52] eowopmegs: Sachiko: *pull chain*
[00:53] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Easy for you to say. I'm sitting right behind her.
[00:53] eowopmegs: Sachiko: *halo*
[00:53] VallesUF: Mikasa: Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die.
[00:53] Hexane23: Kanawa: Oh, well... I'll try and find you a very nice urn for your ashes?
[00:53] VallesUF: Mikasa: Really? Thanks, you're a peach!
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."