[20:57] eowopmegs: Sachiko: *harisen smack!*
[20:57] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Sachiko, why are you hitting yourself?
[20:57] VallesUF: Mikasa: ...so, uh, which way's home?
[20:58] eowopmegs: Sachiko: Rassafrassin' non-4th wall breaking paper fans.
[21:04] eowopmegs: Sachiko: so we're dependent on Ise....ah. I have an idea but we may want Hayase to go around behind a tree. And plugging her ears. Possibly humming something.
[21:05] VallesUF: Mikasa: Is this going to involve anything I'm going to have to go all jealous about?
[21:05] DracoEbenium: Hayase: I believe you underestimate my tolerance for the fool.
[21:06] Hexane23: Kanawa: You hide it well.
[21:06] eowopmegs: Sachiko: No! You motivate him far better than I would. It's natural...ahem... talent.
[21:06] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Thank you, Kanawa, but I'm still not talking to you.
[21:06] VallesUF: Mikasa: People seem to think I'm fortunate in that regard. What do you need done, then?
[21:08] eowopmegs: Sachiko: we need to motivate Ise. So motivate him.
[21:08] Hexane23: Kanawa: I really don't suppose you'd care to listen to an explanation, Hayase-san?
[21:08] eowopmegs: I promise not to watch.
[21:08] eowopmegs: Sachiko: much.
[21:08] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Will there be mochi involved in this explanation?
[21:09] VallesUF: Mikasa: Hmmm... All right.
[21:09] eowopmegs: Sachiko: it depends. Is that a euphimism?
[21:09] Hexane23: Kanawa: *glances around Chikushudo* When I can find some, yes.
[21:09] VallesUF: Mikasa: *leans on Ise's shoulder, cuddling one of his arms warmly*
[21:09] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Then, when you do, I may deign to listen to your expanation.
[21:09] VallesUF: Mikasa: *whisperwhisperwhisper*
[21:10] Hexane23: Kanawa: *sighs*
[21:10] DracoEbenium: We had a Matsu in a previous game that could be distracted from the target of her rages by mochi. It was useful to keep a supply.
[21:10] eowopmegs: Sachiko: after all, the GM's said her breasts are integral to the plot. Clearly, this is one of their many practical applications.
[21:11] VallesUF: Mikasa: Mochi, huh? I can think of a couple things to do with those...
[21:11] DracoEbenium: Hayase: *blinkblink* They're food....
[21:12] DracoEbenium: Hayase: You eat them.
[21:12] VallesUF: Mikasa: *grins* Off of?
[21:12] Hexane23: Kanawa: You bribe Crane's with them
[21:12] DracoEbenium: Hayase: *blushes* Oh.
[21:12] VallesUF: Mikasa: *giggle*
[21:12] VallesUF: Mikasa: You're adorable, you know that?
[21:13] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Thanks, I think.
[22:25] KerianValentine: 35
[22:25] KerianValentine: No
[22:25] KerianValentine: I want to know EVERYTHING
[22:25] DracoEbenium: Be careful. Knowing Everything could cause Ise's head to explode.
[22:25] KerianValentine: Yeah so
[22:25] Hexane23: Well, if anyone wondered how Mika's bust was integral to the plot.
[22:26] DracoEbenium: The Crane is a Crane. A young Crane who still believes all the PR. Give her time.
[22:26] YuushaOhGai: Pahahaha.
[22:26] eowopmegs: Sachiko: I told you!
[23:13] VallesUF: //roll-dice 4-sides10
[23:13] VallesUF: VallesUF rolled 4 10-sided dice: 1 8 10 3
[23:13] Hexane23: Hexane23 rolled 4 10-sided dice: 6 8 6 2
[23:13] VallesUF: //roll-dice 1-sides10
[23:13] VallesUF: VallesUF rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
[23:13] DracoEbenium: Boom!
[23:13] VallesUF: //roll-dice 1-sides10
[23:13] VallesUF: VallesUF rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
[23:13] Hexane23: 21 before minuses
[23:13] YuushaOhGai: Yeah, you both avoid pissing off the crow, and Mika apparantly seduces it.
[23:13] DracoEbenium: 39 for Mika.
[23:54] VallesUF: ...without someone shoving it in her face. Left to her own devices she'd just use the story as a 'lie' to tell while trading sea stories in a dockside dive.
[23:55] eowopmegs: Sachiko: Unfortunately her cousin can have a very large mouth.
[23:56] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, if I go around telling some tall tale of gods and demons people're gonna think I'm stone drunk -anyway-, so why not roll with it?
[23:56] VallesUF: Mikasa: It's not like I've got anything to gain by being famous anyway.
[23:56] DracoEbenium: So she thinks.
[23:57] Hexane23: Kanawa: "Be more concerned with good actions than great ones."
[23:57] YuushaOhGai: Heh.
[23:57] YuushaOhGai: You don't know how prophetic that is, Hex.
[23:58] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, I've got honorable work, good food and a roof over my head, and I get to get boned brainless every night by the most gorgeous man I've ever met.
[23:58] eowopmegs: Sachiko: it's all in the presentation. Legendary tales start with "Long ago in a distant land. Drunkard stories start with "no shit, there I was..."
[23:58] VallesUF: Mikasa: What more -could- I want?
[23:58] Hexane23: I blame John Wick (as I got that directly from the way of the dragon)
[23:58] DracoEbenium: Hayase: The sages also say: "May you live in interesting time, may you come to the attention of those in power, and may you get everything you wish for."
[23:58] Hexane23: Kanawa: Who pissed them off that badly?
[23:59] VallesUF: Mikasa: Not it!
[23:59] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Some hero, I would imagine.
[00:00] Hexane23: Kanawa: Poor bastard
[00:00] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Yes. I would hate to be that person. *looks through Fourth Wall.*
[00:00] eowopmegs: So...does the crow use Ise as a dousing rod now?
[00:01] VallesUF: Mikasa: Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die.
[00:01] DracoEbenium: Hayase: And with an attitude like that, you could become Clan Champion.
[00:01] Hexane23: Kanawa: I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar?
[00:01] VallesUF: Someone pry X away from his dinosaur and let's find out?
[00:01] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, I'm big. Who's damned?
[00:02] Hexane23: Kanawa: does possesion by a spirit from Otosan-Uchi count?
[00:02] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Sure.
[00:02] Hexane23: Kanawa: Then that would be me, I think.
[00:02] YuushaOhGai: Hahahahahaaaa.
[00:02] KerianValentine: I'm here.
[00:02] YuushaOhGai: Kanawa.
[00:02] KerianValentine: *I'm here.
[00:02] YuushaOhGai: You're not possessed.
[00:02] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, then we're big, damn heroes.
[00:02] KerianValentine: I just lost track of everything.
[00:02] KerianValentine: (I left the battlefield a bit ago)
[00:03] VallesUF: Mika seduced a crow god.
[00:03] VallesUF: On accident.
[00:03] Hexane23: Kanawa: I'm not? What's the bad news, then?
[01:39] DracoEbenium: Hayase is about to do something really stupid. Strength + Athletics to grab Yojimbo and then throw Kanawa up onto her other shoulder.
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: Lawl.
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: XD
[01:39] DracoEbenium: DracoEbenium rolled 4 10-sided dice: 2 10 4 10
[01:39] DracoEbenium: Hah!
[01:39] Hexane23: huh, and here Kanawa was about to shove Yojimbo into her arms
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: GodDAMN!
[01:39] DracoEbenium: DracoEbenium rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 10
[01:39] DracoEbenium: Hah!
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: ...
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: dfja;dlfhasl;dh
[01:39] VallesUF: Holy -SHIT-.
[01:39] DracoEbenium: DracoEbenium rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 4
[01:39] DracoEbenium: 49!
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: ::JAW TO FLOOR::
[02:21] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Kanawa?
[02:21] KerianValentine: God damn you, Saachez
[02:21] Hexane23: Kanawa: Yes Hayase-san?
[02:21] DracoEbenium: Hayase: I don't love you.
[02:22] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Just so you know.
[02:22] Hexane23: Kanawa: I was not worried about that, but thank you anyway.
[02:22] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, they were getting all out, so I felt left out.
[02:22] Hexane23: Kanawa: I understand.
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."
[20:57] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Sachiko, why are you hitting yourself?
[20:57] VallesUF: Mikasa: ...so, uh, which way's home?
[20:58] eowopmegs: Sachiko: Rassafrassin' non-4th wall breaking paper fans.
[21:04] eowopmegs: Sachiko: so we're dependent on Ise....ah. I have an idea but we may want Hayase to go around behind a tree. And plugging her ears. Possibly humming something.
[21:05] VallesUF: Mikasa: Is this going to involve anything I'm going to have to go all jealous about?
[21:05] DracoEbenium: Hayase: I believe you underestimate my tolerance for the fool.
[21:06] Hexane23: Kanawa: You hide it well.
[21:06] eowopmegs: Sachiko: No! You motivate him far better than I would. It's natural...ahem... talent.
[21:06] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Thank you, Kanawa, but I'm still not talking to you.
[21:06] VallesUF: Mikasa: People seem to think I'm fortunate in that regard. What do you need done, then?
[21:08] eowopmegs: Sachiko: we need to motivate Ise. So motivate him.
[21:08] Hexane23: Kanawa: I really don't suppose you'd care to listen to an explanation, Hayase-san?
[21:08] eowopmegs: I promise not to watch.
[21:08] eowopmegs: Sachiko: much.
[21:08] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Will there be mochi involved in this explanation?
[21:09] VallesUF: Mikasa: Hmmm... All right.
[21:09] eowopmegs: Sachiko: it depends. Is that a euphimism?
[21:09] Hexane23: Kanawa: *glances around Chikushudo* When I can find some, yes.
[21:09] VallesUF: Mikasa: *leans on Ise's shoulder, cuddling one of his arms warmly*
[21:09] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Then, when you do, I may deign to listen to your expanation.
[21:09] VallesUF: Mikasa: *whisperwhisperwhisper*
[21:10] Hexane23: Kanawa: *sighs*
[21:10] DracoEbenium: We had a Matsu in a previous game that could be distracted from the target of her rages by mochi. It was useful to keep a supply.
[21:10] eowopmegs: Sachiko: after all, the GM's said her breasts are integral to the plot. Clearly, this is one of their many practical applications.
[21:11] VallesUF: Mikasa: Mochi, huh? I can think of a couple things to do with those...
[21:11] DracoEbenium: Hayase: *blinkblink* They're food....
[21:12] DracoEbenium: Hayase: You eat them.
[21:12] VallesUF: Mikasa: *grins* Off of?
[21:12] Hexane23: Kanawa: You bribe Crane's with them
[21:12] DracoEbenium: Hayase: *blushes* Oh.
[21:12] VallesUF: Mikasa: *giggle*
[21:12] VallesUF: Mikasa: You're adorable, you know that?
[21:13] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Thanks, I think.
[22:25] KerianValentine: 35
[22:25] KerianValentine: No
[22:25] KerianValentine: I want to know EVERYTHING
[22:25] DracoEbenium: Be careful. Knowing Everything could cause Ise's head to explode.
[22:25] KerianValentine: Yeah so
[22:25] Hexane23: Well, if anyone wondered how Mika's bust was integral to the plot.
[22:26] DracoEbenium: The Crane is a Crane. A young Crane who still believes all the PR. Give her time.
[22:26] YuushaOhGai: Pahahaha.
[22:26] eowopmegs: Sachiko: I told you!
[23:13] VallesUF: //roll-dice 4-sides10
[23:13] VallesUF: VallesUF rolled 4 10-sided dice: 1 8 10 3
[23:13] Hexane23: Hexane23 rolled 4 10-sided dice: 6 8 6 2
[23:13] VallesUF: //roll-dice 1-sides10
[23:13] VallesUF: VallesUF rolled 1 10-sided die: 10
[23:13] DracoEbenium: Boom!
[23:13] VallesUF: //roll-dice 1-sides10
[23:13] VallesUF: VallesUF rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
[23:13] Hexane23: 21 before minuses
[23:13] YuushaOhGai: Yeah, you both avoid pissing off the crow, and Mika apparantly seduces it.
[23:13] DracoEbenium: 39 for Mika.
[23:54] VallesUF: ...without someone shoving it in her face. Left to her own devices she'd just use the story as a 'lie' to tell while trading sea stories in a dockside dive.
[23:55] eowopmegs: Sachiko: Unfortunately her cousin can have a very large mouth.
[23:56] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, if I go around telling some tall tale of gods and demons people're gonna think I'm stone drunk -anyway-, so why not roll with it?
[23:56] VallesUF: Mikasa: It's not like I've got anything to gain by being famous anyway.
[23:56] DracoEbenium: So she thinks.
[23:57] Hexane23: Kanawa: "Be more concerned with good actions than great ones."
[23:57] YuushaOhGai: Heh.
[23:57] YuushaOhGai: You don't know how prophetic that is, Hex.
[23:58] VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, I've got honorable work, good food and a roof over my head, and I get to get boned brainless every night by the most gorgeous man I've ever met.
[23:58] eowopmegs: Sachiko: it's all in the presentation. Legendary tales start with "Long ago in a distant land. Drunkard stories start with "no shit, there I was..."
[23:58] VallesUF: Mikasa: What more -could- I want?
[23:58] Hexane23: I blame John Wick (as I got that directly from the way of the dragon)
[23:58] DracoEbenium: Hayase: The sages also say: "May you live in interesting time, may you come to the attention of those in power, and may you get everything you wish for."
[23:58] Hexane23: Kanawa: Who pissed them off that badly?
[23:59] VallesUF: Mikasa: Not it!
[23:59] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Some hero, I would imagine.
[00:00] Hexane23: Kanawa: Poor bastard
[00:00] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Yes. I would hate to be that person. *looks through Fourth Wall.*
[00:00] eowopmegs: So...does the crow use Ise as a dousing rod now?
[00:01] VallesUF: Mikasa: Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die.
[00:01] DracoEbenium: Hayase: And with an attitude like that, you could become Clan Champion.
[00:01] Hexane23: Kanawa: I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar?
[00:01] VallesUF: Someone pry X away from his dinosaur and let's find out?
[00:01] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, I'm big. Who's damned?
[00:02] Hexane23: Kanawa: does possesion by a spirit from Otosan-Uchi count?
[00:02] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Sure.
[00:02] Hexane23: Kanawa: Then that would be me, I think.
[00:02] YuushaOhGai: Hahahahahaaaa.
[00:02] KerianValentine: I'm here.
[00:02] YuushaOhGai: Kanawa.
[00:02] KerianValentine: *I'm here.
[00:02] YuushaOhGai: You're not possessed.
[00:02] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, then we're big, damn heroes.
[00:02] KerianValentine: I just lost track of everything.
[00:02] KerianValentine: (I left the battlefield a bit ago)
[00:03] VallesUF: Mika seduced a crow god.
[00:03] VallesUF: On accident.
[00:03] Hexane23: Kanawa: I'm not? What's the bad news, then?
[01:39] DracoEbenium: Hayase is about to do something really stupid. Strength + Athletics to grab Yojimbo and then throw Kanawa up onto her other shoulder.
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: Lawl.
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: XD
[01:39] DracoEbenium: DracoEbenium rolled 4 10-sided dice: 2 10 4 10
[01:39] DracoEbenium: Hah!
[01:39] Hexane23: huh, and here Kanawa was about to shove Yojimbo into her arms
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: GodDAMN!
[01:39] DracoEbenium: DracoEbenium rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10 10
[01:39] DracoEbenium: Hah!
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: ...
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: dfja;dlfhasl;dh
[01:39] VallesUF: Holy -SHIT-.
[01:39] DracoEbenium: DracoEbenium rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5 4
[01:39] DracoEbenium: 49!
[01:39] YuushaOhGai: ::JAW TO FLOOR::
[02:21] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Kanawa?
[02:21] KerianValentine: God damn you, Saachez
[02:21] Hexane23: Kanawa: Yes Hayase-san?
[02:21] DracoEbenium: Hayase: I don't love you.
[02:22] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Just so you know.
[02:22] Hexane23: Kanawa: I was not worried about that, but thank you anyway.
[02:22] DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, they were getting all out, so I felt left out.
[02:22] Hexane23: Kanawa: I understand.
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."