[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) 'When one is better endowed than a shapeshifter, something is clearly wrong with the world.'
VallesUF: Mikasa: *pauses, looks around, not having been able to hear that since it was inside Sachiko's head* ...Wierd.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Hmm?
VallesUF: Mikasa: For a moment there I felt like a jealous bitch was sniping at me, but there aren't any around.
VallesUF: Mikasa: *shrug, boingy* Just nostalgia, I guess.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) '...'
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) 'We can't lose, Sachi.'
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) When Hayase was born, she killed her mother.
VallesUF: *blink*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) ...By ripping her mother's spine out and wielding it like a Yari.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Pardon me. I have to hit the Gamemaster.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) She's far more dangerous
VallesUF: And far prettier.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) XD
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) I felt that was too obvious to have to state outright
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Hayase once took the wrong turn at the bath house dividing wall. There were no survivors.
VallesUF: Probably, but she turns such charming colors when one belabors the obvious.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) There is that.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) The young lady is making an extensive survey of a particular Egyptian river.
VallesUF: Fortunately, she's cute in a pith hat, so we don't mind much.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) *warms his hands off the heat emitted by his blushing Crane*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ...I'm gonna get to stare down the barrel of a potential exorcism about as long as I did Greed's gullet, aren't I?
VallesUF: Mikasa: I just realized.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai)
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Hm?
VallesUF: Mikasa: I'm gonna be frustrated -all day-!
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: On the bright side, Kuni-san probably does not have as bad a case of halitosis as Greed did.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: -you're- going to be? What about the rest of us that only get to -watch-?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Oh yeah. Nothing Freudian about that one, Sachiko.
VallesUF: Mikasa: There's no satisfaction quite as good in all the world
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Sometimes the cliche is there because it is true.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: And sometimes a katana is just a katana.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: fucking honor code.
VallesUF: Mikasa: We can thump him over the head and drown the corpse, and claim he must have had problems after we left him?
VallesUF: Mikasa: Or I could just reccomend the right ship to him, and he'd start a fight and never see land again.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: this is why the Akodo are idiots. I'm two steps away from sepukku or a death insult if I refuse him.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai)
VallesUF: Mikasa: Look at it this way. Sooner or later, the toadstool -will- give -one- of us a pretext.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Or if we're lucky we'll run into something else on the way out, and he'll 'volunteer' to stay behind and give us the chance to escape.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) If it's a demon, he'll just chain it.
VallesUF: Mikasa: ...oooh, I just had a thought.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) If it's bandits, he'll pay them.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) If it's dogs, well.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) We all know how he treats mongrels.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: He has to be capable of moving to do most of those things.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Tea!
VallesUF: Mikasa: -And- I bet I can find a barge carrying chickens or something! ^_^
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: You are a cruel and vicious woman. I'd lament the fact you are married, but it's probably better this way anyway.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Couldn't happen to a nicer Crab, too. ^_^
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."
VallesUF: Mikasa: *pauses, looks around, not having been able to hear that since it was inside Sachiko's head* ...Wierd.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Hmm?
VallesUF: Mikasa: For a moment there I felt like a jealous bitch was sniping at me, but there aren't any around.
VallesUF: Mikasa: *shrug, boingy* Just nostalgia, I guess.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) '...'
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) 'We can't lose, Sachi.'
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) When Hayase was born, she killed her mother.
VallesUF: *blink*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) ...By ripping her mother's spine out and wielding it like a Yari.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Pardon me. I have to hit the Gamemaster.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) She's far more dangerous
VallesUF: And far prettier.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) XD
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) I felt that was too obvious to have to state outright
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Hayase once took the wrong turn at the bath house dividing wall. There were no survivors.
VallesUF: Probably, but she turns such charming colors when one belabors the obvious.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) There is that.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) The young lady is making an extensive survey of a particular Egyptian river.
VallesUF: Fortunately, she's cute in a pith hat, so we don't mind much.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) *warms his hands off the heat emitted by his blushing Crane*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ...I'm gonna get to stare down the barrel of a potential exorcism about as long as I did Greed's gullet, aren't I?
VallesUF: Mikasa: I just realized.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai)
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Hm?
VallesUF: Mikasa: I'm gonna be frustrated -all day-!
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: On the bright side, Kuni-san probably does not have as bad a case of halitosis as Greed did.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: -you're- going to be? What about the rest of us that only get to -watch-?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Oh yeah. Nothing Freudian about that one, Sachiko.
VallesUF: Mikasa: There's no satisfaction quite as good in all the world
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Sometimes the cliche is there because it is true.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: And sometimes a katana is just a katana.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: fucking honor code.
VallesUF: Mikasa: We can thump him over the head and drown the corpse, and claim he must have had problems after we left him?
VallesUF: Mikasa: Or I could just reccomend the right ship to him, and he'd start a fight and never see land again.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: this is why the Akodo are idiots. I'm two steps away from sepukku or a death insult if I refuse him.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai)
VallesUF: Mikasa: Look at it this way. Sooner or later, the toadstool -will- give -one- of us a pretext.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Or if we're lucky we'll run into something else on the way out, and he'll 'volunteer' to stay behind and give us the chance to escape.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) If it's a demon, he'll just chain it.
VallesUF: Mikasa: ...oooh, I just had a thought.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) If it's bandits, he'll pay them.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) If it's dogs, well.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) We all know how he treats mongrels.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: He has to be capable of moving to do most of those things.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Tea!
VallesUF: Mikasa: -And- I bet I can find a barge carrying chickens or something! ^_^
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: You are a cruel and vicious woman. I'd lament the fact you are married, but it's probably better this way anyway.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Couldn't happen to a nicer Crab, too. ^_^
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."