Mar 27 '10
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Well, Sachiko's kind of a trap.
VallesUF: A yummy, delicious trap. With cake.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Excuse me, I was told there would be punch and pie....
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Sachiko is an inverse trap.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Something about white fudge, here.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: Oh, don't worry, you'll get your just desserts soon.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: :
ulls a lever::
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Walks away::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: *sighs* Sometimes it just sucks being me... *throws spear through Reiou*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Opened the floor to a draining rice grainary. SUDDENLY HARPOONED::
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::HURK::
VallesUF: *giant tentacles rise up out of the river behind them*
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: I mean, now I have to clean that up.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Bleeds on a Demon Rib::
VallesUF: Mikasa: Fido? Hey, look, it's Fido! *hugs the nearest arm*
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: You know, imploding him might have been less, well, obvious. And more sanitary.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Ominous, Crimson Eyeglow::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: I gave up imploding people for Lent. Harpooning is much more satisfying.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Sic 'em, Fido! *points at Reiou*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Great. Now I have the image of Reiou as Wile E. Coyote.
VallesUF: *giant tentacle WHAM*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Hayase: Secretly captain Ahab.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Gets up...::
VallesUF: *WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ...Tch.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: We're rokuganjin, Lent doesn't exist.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: -MONGRELS-
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Remember the good old days when bad guys used to fall over when you stabbed them?
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Snaps his finger. Calls down a storm of blades.::
VallesUF: Mikasa: *blinks at the forest of pointy death sticking out of her, ah, chest*
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: ::parries:: Actually no, I don't.
VallesUF: *moon comes out*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Which ones? These days you stab a bad guy he comes back as Fu Leng.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Me neither.
VallesUF: SkeleMika: Hm. That could've been inconvenient.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: Damnit, this is not Pirates.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: :| :| :|
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Anyway, where were we?
VallesUF: SkeleMika: You -ssuuurrrre?-
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Pirates,Mantis, same difference
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ....well, I suppose that lowers our fanservice rating.
VallesUF: *moon is clouded*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: I think.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: I sense something. As if millions of fanboys were crying out in pain and anger....
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: It doesn't it just changes the demographics
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Besides the WoW Horde players.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: All it implies is that the white Mongrel is a necrophile.
VallesUF: Mikasa: *pulls blades out and stacks them in a neat pile at her feet* He'd better be.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: And if he isn't?
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Well, swords and spears didn't work. That leaves mankind's standard fall back. Who's got the torches?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Who let him into the green room anyway?
VallesUF: Ise: I don't get anything from anybody ever again.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: -stabs Reiouu with leftover shards of the 4th Wall-
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: You fools! I wouldn't die even if you killed me!
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Definately from F/SN
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: You're right, Reiou. We can't beat you. Let's make peace. Mika, would you make the nice Crab some tea?
VallesUF: Mikasa: ...Of course!
VallesUF: Mikasa: *brews Tea*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Kami -damn- it.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: ::EXPLODES OUT OF THE WALL::
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: ...Bjorn smelled delicious.
VallesUF: Bjorn: Oh yeah!
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... What's he doing here?!
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ....
VallesUF: Mikasa: Tea's ready!
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: :icks up the entire pot::
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: :ours directly into mouth::
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ...I think that gag just committed seppuku in shame.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Now, now, save some for the... Crab... ^ ^;
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Let's be quiet and wait for Kuni-san to say something to him. That should solve all our problems
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::GTFO::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Psst, Bjorn, that Crab has a candybar in his sock.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, there's always Plan C.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Bah! Chocolate and sweet things are for LITTLE GIRL.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Little girl like little mistress.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Ooookay. He has beef jerky in his other sock.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Because, you see, there's lots of us.
VallesUF: Mikasa: And one of him.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Bah! Meat is for LESSER MEN and dog.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Dog like Boo.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Nonono ::holds torch to Reiou's clothes:: Hey Bjorn-san, Kuni-san is on fire, want to helo put him out?
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Boo: ::Squeak!::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... *sigh* No pleasing some people.
VallesUF: Mikasa: And I have here this nice, sturdy steel-banded chest. That locks from the outside.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Bah! Not on fire is for sissy men!
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::FFFFFIIIIIRE::
VallesUF: Mikasa: If some unfortunate asshole were to end up locked inside it, why, he'd -never- be able to get out.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: :
hrugs and lights Bjorn on fire too::
VallesUF: Mikasa: Especially if it ended up buried in some deserted island somewhere.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: ::Cackles!::
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Someone put the Nezumi in charge of the scripts this week, didn't they?
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Knockear: What? -Me?-
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Knockear: What gave you that idea, children?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) No doubt calling the attention of many a sailor, V.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) "You know how those Crab are. They get an idea in their heads and suddenly they act like their opinion is he only one that matters...-sigh-"
VallesUF: There are probably some people on the dockside who aren't staring.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) The old blind netmaker, for instance.
VallesUF: Or straight women.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Or gay men.
VallesUF: Or gay men! ^_^
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Oh, they're staring, in fury at the object of their husbands' attentions. The women that is.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Heh, Mika almost gets groped, and X shows up.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Insomnia, it's a god damn pain
VallesUF: *notes summoning technique for future application*
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Well, Sachiko's kind of a trap.
VallesUF: A yummy, delicious trap. With cake.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Excuse me, I was told there would be punch and pie....
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Sachiko is an inverse trap.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Something about white fudge, here.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: Oh, don't worry, you'll get your just desserts soon.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: :
ulls a lever::[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Walks away::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: *sighs* Sometimes it just sucks being me... *throws spear through Reiou*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Opened the floor to a draining rice grainary. SUDDENLY HARPOONED::
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::HURK::
VallesUF: *giant tentacles rise up out of the river behind them*
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: I mean, now I have to clean that up.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Bleeds on a Demon Rib::
VallesUF: Mikasa: Fido? Hey, look, it's Fido! *hugs the nearest arm*
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: You know, imploding him might have been less, well, obvious. And more sanitary.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Ominous, Crimson Eyeglow::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: I gave up imploding people for Lent. Harpooning is much more satisfying.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Sic 'em, Fido! *points at Reiou*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Great. Now I have the image of Reiou as Wile E. Coyote.
VallesUF: *giant tentacle WHAM*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Hayase: Secretly captain Ahab.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Gets up...::
VallesUF: *WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM*
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ...Tch.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: We're rokuganjin, Lent doesn't exist.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: -MONGRELS-
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Remember the good old days when bad guys used to fall over when you stabbed them?
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::Snaps his finger. Calls down a storm of blades.::
VallesUF: Mikasa: *blinks at the forest of pointy death sticking out of her, ah, chest*
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: ::parries:: Actually no, I don't.
VallesUF: *moon comes out*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Which ones? These days you stab a bad guy he comes back as Fu Leng.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Me neither.
VallesUF: SkeleMika: Hm. That could've been inconvenient.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: Damnit, this is not Pirates.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: :| :| :|
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Anyway, where were we?
VallesUF: SkeleMika: You -ssuuurrrre?-
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Pirates,Mantis, same difference
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ....well, I suppose that lowers our fanservice rating.
VallesUF: *moon is clouded*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: I think.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: I sense something. As if millions of fanboys were crying out in pain and anger....
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: It doesn't it just changes the demographics
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Besides the WoW Horde players.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: All it implies is that the white Mongrel is a necrophile.
VallesUF: Mikasa: *pulls blades out and stacks them in a neat pile at her feet* He'd better be.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: And if he isn't?
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Well, swords and spears didn't work. That leaves mankind's standard fall back. Who's got the torches?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Who let him into the green room anyway?
VallesUF: Ise: I don't get anything from anybody ever again.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: -stabs Reiouu with leftover shards of the 4th Wall-
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: You fools! I wouldn't die even if you killed me!
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Definately from F/SN
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: You're right, Reiou. We can't beat you. Let's make peace. Mika, would you make the nice Crab some tea?
VallesUF: Mikasa: ...Of course!
VallesUF: Mikasa: *brews Tea*
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Kami -damn- it.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: ::EXPLODES OUT OF THE WALL::
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: ...Bjorn smelled delicious.
VallesUF: Bjorn: Oh yeah!
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... What's he doing here?!
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ....
VallesUF: Mikasa: Tea's ready!
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: :
icks up the entire pot::[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: :
ours directly into mouth::[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: ...I think that gag just committed seppuku in shame.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Now, now, save some for the... Crab... ^ ^;
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Let's be quiet and wait for Kuni-san to say something to him. That should solve all our problems
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::GTFO::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Psst, Bjorn, that Crab has a candybar in his sock.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Well, there's always Plan C.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Bah! Chocolate and sweet things are for LITTLE GIRL.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Little girl like little mistress.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Ooookay. He has beef jerky in his other sock.
VallesUF: Mikasa: Because, you see, there's lots of us.
VallesUF: Mikasa: And one of him.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Bah! Meat is for LESSER MEN and dog.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Dog like Boo.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Nonono ::holds torch to Reiou's clothes:: Hey Bjorn-san, Kuni-san is on fire, want to helo put him out?
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Boo: ::Squeak!::
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... *sigh* No pleasing some people.
VallesUF: Mikasa: And I have here this nice, sturdy steel-banded chest. That locks from the outside.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: Bah! Not on fire is for sissy men!
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Reiou: ::FFFFFIIIIIRE::
VallesUF: Mikasa: If some unfortunate asshole were to end up locked inside it, why, he'd -never- be able to get out.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: :
hrugs and lights Bjorn on fire too::VallesUF: Mikasa: Especially if it ended up buried in some deserted island somewhere.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Bjorn: ::Cackles!::
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: Someone put the Nezumi in charge of the scripts this week, didn't they?
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Knockear: What? -Me?-
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Knockear: What gave you that idea, children?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) No doubt calling the attention of many a sailor, V.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) "You know how those Crab are. They get an idea in their heads and suddenly they act like their opinion is he only one that matters...-sigh-"
VallesUF: There are probably some people on the dockside who aren't staring.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) The old blind netmaker, for instance.
VallesUF: Or straight women.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Or gay men.
VallesUF: Or gay men! ^_^
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Oh, they're staring, in fury at the object of their husbands' attentions. The women that is.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Heh, Mika almost gets groped, and X shows up.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Insomnia, it's a god damn pain
VallesUF: *notes summoning technique for future application*
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."