[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: She's much prettier than an Ogre, and smells better too.
DracoEbenium: Hayase: I feel I should hit you, Kanawa, but I'm not sure why. I mean, that sounded like a compliment.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: It was meant as one. Besides you wouldn't hit a man who's bleeding to death would you?
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: Yes.
DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, that depends. Are our clans at war this year?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium)
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: I... don't remember. Which month is this?
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: That one!
DracoEbenium: Hayase: I left my calendar back in Chikushido.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: I can fake a reason they wouldn't be if you're not so great at detecting bluffs.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Why does everyone assume I'm courting Hayase-san?
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: You're cute together!
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Too much anime. It's rotted their brains.
VallesUF: Mikasa: It makes you both turn funny colors.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Besides, you keep trying to apologize.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Wouldn't being rude you make things worse?
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: In several ways.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... You have a point.
VallesUF: Mikasa: ...Worse would be funnier.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: She's already killed me at least twice in OOC. I don't think I like comedy.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: I'd court you. But she scares me.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Court her instead. It'll give me time to escape.
VallesUF: Mikasa: So, I guess the only question to ask is, 'How hard do we want it to get?'
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... I need to start bringing aspirin to the green room.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: It's always nice, the way you try to keep everything tasteful Mika-san.
VallesUF: Mikasa: *fishes a small pill bottle out of... well, the obvious place... and hands it to Hayase*
[Rokugan ooc]: (chysgoda) *yet unknown new character hands kanawa asprin*
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: *bows* Thank you, but I'm not sure a blood thinner is really going to help me at the moment.
[rokuganic 1]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko considers breaking the wall, but given her luck today, it's likely the shrapnel would deflate her cousin's chest or some other disaster.
[rokuganic 1]: (yuushaohgai) Mika's boobs are not balloons, Sachiko.
[rokuganic 1]: (yuushaohgai) Even if they could be used as floatation devices and explain why she's managed to sail so much and not die yet.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: um... what do gaki use for a flag anyway?
VallesUF: Mikasa: Possibly that rack of severed heads on a pole?
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: human heads.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko on spines.
VallesUF: Gaki: We gots us some heads for our pointy stikks, we does!
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Gaki: KEKEKEKEKE.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) And Hayase is busy teaching the Gaki why One hayase vs. a Small Horde is bad odds
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) FOR THE HORDE
[Rokugan ooc]: (chysgoda) hehehe
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Actually, she's shown us a four modes, 'Nervous', 'Angry', 'KILLLLLL!' and 'Giggling like a school girl while she implodes people, not using anything that resembles Maho'
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) *rofl wow*
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Oh, that's just in the Green Room.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Anyway folks.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) It's still an image that sticks with you.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: -sighs and goes to see how much fresh water the ship has in stock-
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: And it's kind of ho.... er disturbing, yes, disturbing when she's acting like that.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Anyway.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: I'll just be oever here with my astoundingly creepy grin
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: Bleeding to death
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Otherwise she'll have to use the method she did on Kanawa. And heal wounds with salt water.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) I must go, to Chinese.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: That kind of stung
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Better than being dead, Kanawa.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) -is sad Sachiko did not get to show headfox up-
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Yojimbo: Grgh.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) I don't know
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) You
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) You blew up a gaki from the inside
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."
DracoEbenium: Hayase: I feel I should hit you, Kanawa, but I'm not sure why. I mean, that sounded like a compliment.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: It was meant as one. Besides you wouldn't hit a man who's bleeding to death would you?
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: Yes.
DracoEbenium: Hayase: Well, that depends. Are our clans at war this year?
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium)
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: I... don't remember. Which month is this?
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: That one!
DracoEbenium: Hayase: I left my calendar back in Chikushido.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: I can fake a reason they wouldn't be if you're not so great at detecting bluffs.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Why does everyone assume I'm courting Hayase-san?
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: You're cute together!
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Too much anime. It's rotted their brains.
VallesUF: Mikasa: It makes you both turn funny colors.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Besides, you keep trying to apologize.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Wouldn't being rude you make things worse?
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: In several ways.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... You have a point.
VallesUF: Mikasa: ...Worse would be funnier.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: She's already killed me at least twice in OOC. I don't think I like comedy.
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: I'd court you. But she scares me.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: Court her instead. It'll give me time to escape.
VallesUF: Mikasa: So, I guess the only question to ask is, 'How hard do we want it to get?'
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Hayase: ... I need to start bringing aspirin to the green room.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: It's always nice, the way you try to keep everything tasteful Mika-san.
VallesUF: Mikasa: *fishes a small pill bottle out of... well, the obvious place... and hands it to Hayase*
[Rokugan ooc]: (chysgoda) *yet unknown new character hands kanawa asprin*
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: *bows* Thank you, but I'm not sure a blood thinner is really going to help me at the moment.
[rokuganic 1]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko considers breaking the wall, but given her luck today, it's likely the shrapnel would deflate her cousin's chest or some other disaster.
[rokuganic 1]: (yuushaohgai) Mika's boobs are not balloons, Sachiko.
[rokuganic 1]: (yuushaohgai) Even if they could be used as floatation devices and explain why she's managed to sail so much and not die yet.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: um... what do gaki use for a flag anyway?
VallesUF: Mikasa: Possibly that rack of severed heads on a pole?
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: human heads.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko on spines.
VallesUF: Gaki: We gots us some heads for our pointy stikks, we does!
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Gaki: KEKEKEKEKE.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) And Hayase is busy teaching the Gaki why One hayase vs. a Small Horde is bad odds
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) FOR THE HORDE
[Rokugan ooc]: (chysgoda) hehehe
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Actually, she's shown us a four modes, 'Nervous', 'Angry', 'KILLLLLL!' and 'Giggling like a school girl while she implodes people, not using anything that resembles Maho'
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) *rofl wow*
[Rokugan ooc]: (dracoebenium) Oh, that's just in the Green Room.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Anyway folks.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) It's still an image that sticks with you.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Sachiko: -sighs and goes to see how much fresh water the ship has in stock-
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: And it's kind of ho.... er disturbing, yes, disturbing when she's acting like that.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Anyway.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: I'll just be oever here with my astoundingly creepy grin
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) Ise: Bleeding to death
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) Otherwise she'll have to use the method she did on Kanawa. And heal wounds with salt water.
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) I must go, to Chinese.
[Rokugan ooc]: (hexane23) Kanawa: That kind of stung
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Better than being dead, Kanawa.
[Rokugan ooc]: (eowopmegs) -is sad Sachiko did not get to show headfox up-
[Rokugan ooc]: (yuushaohgai) Yojimbo: Grgh.
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) I don't know
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) You
[Rokugan ooc]: (kerianvalentine) You blew up a gaki from the inside
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."