Tales of the Legendary: The Love Life and Suffering of Leon McNichol

[Sofaspud]

For those of you that weren't along, most of this actually happened, including the 'burning barrels' bit
which was just epic timing on Wire's part. It all started innocently. There I am, figuring, "Hey, I'll poke a little at MD by having Leon hit on
Knight, that'll be good for a few laughs, then we'll go beat up Romans."

Then Knight pokes back. Leon returns the volley. Knight sets up for a slam. Leon fails to notice. Knight slams...

And yeah. Downhill all the way from there. Poor Leon. Guy can't get a break in this town!

(In a more serious vein, though, that's awesome work there. You've taken it and run with it and now the ideas won't leave my SKULL damn you!

Also:

The following morning found Leon sorting through a pile of paperwork that was strange, even by PSI standards. How was he supposed to get signatures and
evidence logs from the officers on the other end of a suspect transfer, when the other end was two thousand years in the past, and any paperwork would be in
Latin?




He was about to shove the documents into a folder and go find someone at the Midnight Club to properly abuse over this, when he heard a familiar voice say,
in a tone he'd come to dread "Oh Leon-pooo..." Slowly, he looked up to see Nene standing there, a faintly bemused looking Ifrit standing behind
her.

That right there is epic freaking win, man. I was dying over that. I may have to write that, now. That's GREAT.

"You! Yeah, you, mister whatever your name is, in the tweed jacket. Detective McNichol, PPD. Just LOOK at these! What the hell am I -- is that skull
grinning at me?"

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs