Poached from the Cape Radio forum, SexJays hit list pulled derectly from the chat, so I did my best to edit it.
Quote:[CapeRadio]SexyJay: What's this? What's this? There's sexy in the air! What's this? What's this?! There's a magical creative feeling everywhere! What's this?! I don't know, too much freakling sexy, Jay I say, the Cape isn't fair!I'll post todays hints and clues when they get posted there, for now, let the wile speculation begin.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Hello sexy capesters. It looks like the Holidays are mostly over which means it's back to work to the future projects that need my special touch and flair. BUT before I go, before I depart into webs of mindfolk I will, since I'm done with Pinncalce and...
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Guardian, look into a new crystal ball I've got. It will suck out the deepest, darkest, strangest, twisted ideas from your very craniums. It will be fueled from your whims. Whose ready?
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: This will take the entire Cape Radio Personnel that is here this morning, this will be one for books riddled with dust and grime. I'll polish this second hand bought fortuneteller knock off with my sleeve and lets have a look. So all are encouraged to
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: join me and the mystic forces of the arcane and unknown.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: No animals are going to be harmed during this mornings ritual of the mysterious, and bewildered. Unless they are sickly and possibly rabbid.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: All of my Capesters from far and near, gather round now and lend me your ear. Before I begin I will need you to sing, about all the beautiful and awkward things. I need your ideas like I need new gel, which like my hair must never grow stale.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: I will not stall any longer, here we go now, everyone be prepared but do not worry I am a semi-professional at this type of stuff. I got my Certificate from WITCHES R US.com.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: My mirror has a hard enough time containing the sexy.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Now for all those who are willing, put aside your puns and jokes. For its time to be serious, business is afloat. U can haz but can you touch? Bring in the questions and lets ask the ghostly bunch! WHILE you stew up the ideas and creations I'll start
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: the chant to get us kickstarted.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: O magic ball I bought at a somewhat decent price, show me what these Freaky Darlings desire. They speak to you but I give the command, listen to me and do what you can. No rolling of the rick as we need not the cosmic joke, instead give me the POWER! Of..
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: the sexiest folk!
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: It's starting now, I can see it glow, it's activating but needs more power captain! This is where your sexy I must invoke. Combine together, feed this machine. Rage not against the broken as your whims it will redeem. Now speak Capesters, hold nothing
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: back 2011 is what we're looking into. Truth and Fact...
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: What is it you would have in 2011, the top list, Costumes of course but powers were added to this? What is it you would have to make an already perfect game more than that?
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Oh Ball of Magic, or really neat sparks, I ask of you what do you see for a staff that martial artists need? Can you show me what is in store for sheathes, and a whackatattat?
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Yes, I see it! A figure like Jackie Chan! No, Bruce Lee! Both! Fighting atop a mountaincliff above the land. Jumping from rock to rock, the vision is blurry but my sexy it does provoke. I leer and see fists of fury, colors unknown, powers of motion more
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: fluid than before. I am staring harder now and my eyes doth see the ingenuity of nunchucks, new swords, and is that monkey?! Another older fu man chuu just arrived and he's got a surprise! I see from his back with a whirling pace some kind of elongated
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: broom stick no it has metal, it has blades! They clash with sparks, quicker than lightning! I hear the shouting of Ancient Dynasty harking! The combatants are now closing on a bridge of rock but its very slim and the three are interlocked! Who is going to
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: win and what is that I see?! I think Capesters, it's, IT CAN'T BE!
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Oh wait, ... It's me. The image has faded and myst is transforming, something else now is brewing..
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Into the mixture I am going to force out the images of something that is being worked on without doubt. It's baron, it's lain to waste. There's not a soul except that scurrying thing. I see it now, more clearly than before. Is that a new transformation?
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: A cat, no a girl?! She leapt in the moonlight with eyes of gold before her body did shift but to what? I do not know! She disappeared from sight, perhaps with more light... but the ball is fading again. No sun where they are but I see in the ruins a sign
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: the ball does get close to, '' Praetoria's finest''... left to nothing ... but.. ... but... .. the image is gone... I am sorry, my skills I have little. I'll try to see what else there is to sea...
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: How close you are to finding the next lost truth, perhaps it is Atlantis for we are out to sea! A ship, a new way to travel? It's rather creaky! I see at the helm a man standing tall with a peg for a leg and a parrot who cawws? No that's above them, the
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: sight is there, land 'aoy I hear someone yelling, and flush from the starboard bow I can now see a forest, densely packed from the front. Something's rattling the nerves of the old Captain's pont. I can't see clearly what there is beyond that shrub, and
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: tree but ..WAIT! The boat is lifting! It's wings I can see! They are extending with men pushing themselves to the brink! Forcing this machine to try and float over the sea! It's twirling, it's sucking in, the ship is caught in a spiral! It's being drowned
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: to the bottom! Here we go everyone! We're falling! To the bottom now we crash.... .... it's complete darkness... ... but wait.. what is that glowing? A fish? .... What kind of fish? I do not know, but there are now sea creatures of every kind swimming by.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: The ball it's cracking, I'll try to keep it together... but what is this now... they can breathe... but the crew is no where to be found. The twilight is filtering from the water's surface, so high, and there beyond the pitch of nothing something does
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: catch my sexy eye. I see... I see.. a new world?! Figures darting about leaving wakes beneath the water but are they friend or foe? Lets try and find out... .....
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: I can see it now, closer we go, but there are gates that are pearly and it looks to be a twisted trident's glow. No! That's not a glow! It's a beam of what seems to be incarnate strength; crashing into you and me! Brace yourselves for I believe we are
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: truly done! IT HIT! The ship dissolved and we are too! The ball is blackening, turning to grey, a stone pillar now?! I'll try to look harder but through these cracks it almost seems impossible... Huh? Water's pouring out guys! The ball is expanding! HIT
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: THE DECK! The ball is exploding! Wait.. no I'm alright, I see. But I need a new suit, a shirt, pants, and this dress I was hemming could use a... wait, the water that came from this ball that lays at my feet may of just given me a new color afterall.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: Well, looks like that is it, our journey is done. I should of bought the one that for 20.99 and not 10.51.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: I hope the league doesn't have copy writes because if so we're in very hot water. But for those who dare to explore beyond the land, and air I am sure there are mysteries as the ball as shown to be there.
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: For now it's a straightjacket, and padded walls with a brush and paint can for me. I am needed beyond this game to bring life to this enchanted misery. You have been given many clues, some I dare not speculate, hopefully you and the capesters will be able
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: to figure it out...
[CapeRadio]SexyJay: before it's too late.