Praetorian Invasion on Freedom

[dark seraph]

Taken from the Invasion of Freedom.

[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Attention people of Primal Earth.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: I had wished to join our two worlds together without the need for bloodshed.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: But it has become clear to me and my advisors that there are those amongst you who are resolute in their outdated idea of freedom no matter the cost.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: The cost will be high, but ensuring the greater good for your world is too important, too critical for the survival of both our worlds.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: We are liberators, not conquerors.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: I ask that those who wish to avoid conflict and peacefully join the Praetorian Empire stand aside.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Let those who would sacrifice your safety die for their ideals this day and make way for your new world order.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: I am Emperor Marcus Cole of the Praetorian Empire, and by sovereign decree I claim the world of Primal Earth as a protected holding of Praetoria!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: All Praetorian forces, commence your assaults!
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Cole, for the record, I am helping, unlike that catgirl loving Neuron.

proof our Dev's are friken epic

[Admin] Ms. Liberty: HEROES OF PARAGON CITY, VILLAINS OF THE ROGUE ISLES!
Admin] Ms. Liberty: PRAETORIAN ARMIES HAVE BEEN DETECTED IN MULTIPLE LOCATIONS: ATLAS PARK, KINGS ROW, STEEL CANYON, FOUNDERS FALL, CAP AU DIABLE, GRANDVILLE, AND ST. MARTIAL!
[Admin] Ms. Liberty: TO ARMS! DEFEND PRIMAL EARTH FROM THE ARMIES OF TYRANT!

[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: I had thought this world's defenses would be more formidable. All forces, engage secondary and tertiary targets at will!
[Admin] Ms. Liberty: Cole! You monster! You'll never take Primal Earth!

[Admin] Marauder: You people call THIS thing a city?!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: My first defeat, these Primal Earthlings are no match for my power!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: All Praetorian Forces, have no fear, these so called 'Heroes' cannot hold a torch to my Praetorian Guard!
[Admin] Marauder: How many of you chumps are 'Powers Division', huh?! Buncha backstabbers!
[Admin] Marauder: Alright boys, round 'em up, we've got Silver Lake handled in Steel Canyon!

[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: This is Emperor Marcus Cole to all Imperial Defense Forces here on Primal Earth. Operation Switchback has begun. All forces descend upon Grandville immediately!

moments later

[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Imperial Defense Forces. Fall back to initial targets. Somehow these Primals knew we were headed to Grandville and were ready for us.
[Admin] Anti-Matter: SOmehow? You broadcast it on an open frequency, moron, that's how I picked it up!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: NEURON!!!! You said this channel was secure!
[Admin] Neuron: As secure as anything relayed through Anti-Matter's armor is
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: You two brainiacs figure this out and get my invasion comms secured or I'll have Praetor White smash your heads together like grapefruits!
[Admin] Neuron: I've spent many years redoing Anti-Matter's tech, this won;t take long
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Neuron, Nothing about you that a can of Static Guard can't fix.
[Admin] Neuron: I managed to find another flaw in Anti-Matter's armor, Emperor. Keyes is wearing it!
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Hey, why don't you make more speed clones, then you can be a hundred times as useless!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: ENOUGH![Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Get back on track for this invasion or I'm turning this army around and we're going home!
[Admin] Infernal: INFERNAL WANT MORE DEMONS. NO GO HOME  

[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Alright, Atlas Park has drawn the attention of a majority of this city's defenders. Time to hit them where it hurts!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Where is Tilman when you need a distraction...
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Tilman? Send Neuron, he's a distraction alright, he's the poster child for ADHD
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Neuron! Where is that secret weapon of yours? Get your girlfriend to Atlas Park immediately, I have a few heroes that need evicerating!
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Yeah, Neuron, did you bring your catnip?
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Atlas Park is in good hands, now to my primary objective.

[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: All Imperial Defense Forces. This is the Emperor.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: We have what we came for.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: prepare to withdraw all forces.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: All Warworks, fight to the bitter end and initialize self destruct sequence.
[Admin] War Witch: And STAY out
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: All Praetors, fall back with your forces.
[Admin] Black Scorpion: THAT WAS EASY. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.
[Admin] War Witch: Nice job, Heroes! Way to show those Praetorians what's what! "Emperor" Cole is just a tyrant!
[Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: I'm gonna let you finish Emperor Cole, but you should know that Primal Earth is the best dimension EVER!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Zwillinger, I'll see to it that you have a place in my Empire.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: As a cleanerbot! [Admin] War Witch: Sell it somewhere else, Cole.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: I'm not selling anything, War Witch.
[Admin] War Witch: I hear the Shadow Shard is lovely this time of year. Mind the drop.
 [Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: But your people certainly seem willing to buy.
[Admin] War Witch: You've been drinking too much of your own "fortified" Enriche, Cole.
 [Admin] Anti-Matter: I was in ur dimenshun, killin ur d00ds.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Good job, Anti-Matter. Troll them.
[Admin] War Witch: Anti-Matter = Doesn't Matter
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Now that I have my mocha frap, all is well.
[Admin] Black Scorpion: Hey Anti-Matter, sup. I got all this fancy armor to play with now. Soon as I buff out the "Siege" nameplate.
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Positron is soooo much cooler than me, I admit
[Admin] War Witch: On that, we agree.
 [Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: They don't have Starbucks in Praetoria Cole? I thought those were everywhere...
 [Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: War Witch, you may want to look amongst the ranks of your people, already they have begun bowing before me and asking for a place at my side.
 [Admin] War Witch: Better to slip the knife between your shoulder blades, Cole.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: The plans for my new world spanning Coffee Empire are now complete.
[Admin] War Witch: Oh just leave already so I can have the last word.
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Ok, I'm leaving...
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Totally gone now.
[Admin] War Witch: Good. Go.

and after the invasion was over

[Admin] Anti-Matter: OOops
[Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: *looks up* is it safe yet?
[Admin] War Witch: Oh for the love of green hair.... *kicks Anti-Matter out*
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Oh man, DJ Zero can nullify the Devastation Beam!
[Admin] Anti-Matter: That man is more powerful than ANY Incarnate I have seen
[Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: You know what the most diabolic thing about all of this...These folks just want to PARTY![Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: You know what the most diabolic thing about all of this...These folks just want to PARTY!
[Admin] Anti-Matter: It's Friday, Friday!
[Admin] NCsoft_Freitag: No it's not, it's Freitag.
[Admin] Black Scorpion: So, War Witch, are you considering "Going Rogue" any time soon?
[Admin] Anti-Matter: Partyin' partyin', YEAH!
[Admin] War Witch: No way, Black Scorpion. Red is just not my color.
[Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: And don't forget! If you're wearing a Steampunk Costume, show us what you've got!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] NCsoft_Freitag: Hammer Time!
[Admin] NCsoft_Freitag: Oh wait ...[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?
[Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: I TOLD YOU SO!
[Admin] War Witch: Just wait till he leaves, then you'll know how he really feels about you, Cole [Admin] Second Measure: Freitag is totally named after that one YouTube Video about looking forward to the weekend, right?
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: Golden - Girl.... you will pay.
[Admin] War Witch: GG, you're in troubbbbbbllllleeeee....
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: It's just basic respect. A man has a right to sit on his throne without someone elses *cough* all over it!
[Admin] Second Measure: All you did was stand in Pkcet D drinking Tea, WW, I was watching