I find that racist, insensitive, and demeaning.
Obviously you have no respect for the noble Meleagris gallopavo, choosing instead to focus on the barbarians who hunted the proud Turkey and, against the laws of Nature, placed it under oppression and denigration. Reducing it, I'm afraid, to a laughingstock at best, and at worst, a quick-frozen ready-to-roast, gravy-packet-included-for-your-convenience, staple of the modern diet.
Intolerable, I say. This Thanksgiving I stand with my feathery brethren, in loudly declaring from every home, hearth, and hedge:
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
Obviously you have no respect for the noble Meleagris gallopavo, choosing instead to focus on the barbarians who hunted the proud Turkey and, against the laws of Nature, placed it under oppression and denigration. Reducing it, I'm afraid, to a laughingstock at best, and at worst, a quick-frozen ready-to-roast, gravy-packet-included-for-your-convenience, staple of the modern diet.
Intolerable, I say. This Thanksgiving I stand with my feathery brethren, in loudly declaring from every home, hearth, and hedge:
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs