Granted, Zeldani there would not make that mistake. BUT! Due to this commission, I now have the mental image of a battle-scarred old Jedi Master with an eyepatch.
Padawan: Master... when you lost your eye, was it a great battle?
Master: ...
Padawan: Was it during the siege of Antares V? When you defeated the Sith lord Darth Wombus in single combat?
Master: ...
Padawan: Or was it that time on Naboo, when the invading army was destroying the temple with artillery fire?
Master: Padawan, the lesson you should learn from my missing eye is this: Details. Matter.
Padawan: I... don't understand.
Master: You will if you keep using your lightsaber that way.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
Padawan: Master... when you lost your eye, was it a great battle?
Master: ...
Padawan: Was it during the siege of Antares V? When you defeated the Sith lord Darth Wombus in single combat?
Master: ...
Padawan: Or was it that time on Naboo, when the invading army was destroying the temple with artillery fire?
Master: Padawan, the lesson you should learn from my missing eye is this: Details. Matter.
Padawan: I... don't understand.
Master: You will if you keep using your lightsaber that way.
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs