One of the conflicts the majority of us reading Drunkard's Walk VIII look forward to the most is the showdown between Doug and that hate-filled, bigoted ball of slime known as Dolores Umbridge. We want to see Doug defeat her, not because we wonder who will win, but because we want to know how Doug beats her. But that doesn't mean we can't have fun speculating in the meantime.
"Minerva, did someone screw up a Tranfiguation spell on a toad?"
"Don't let her hear you say that, Douglas. Besides, that's an insult to toads."
"Minerva, did someone screw up a Tranfiguation spell on a toad?"
"Don't let her hear you say that, Douglas. Besides, that's an insult to toads."