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Sailor Moon and Time Spent Doing Things
OT, but what the hell
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OK, so your physics problem reminded me of a file I got of the net a looooooong time ago. I assume you've seen it (so assuming a perfectly spherical Ami of uniform density ), but for those who haven't:

THEOLOGICAL ENGINEERING EXAM
5 Questions, 60 Minutes.
You may use a calculator, the Bible, the Koran, the Torah, and the Book of Mormon. The speed of light is c. Show all work. For all problems, assume a perfectly spherical Jesus of constant density D. No praying during the exam.
(20 pts.) Bob and Joe are standing on a street corner. God loves each an equal amount L_0. Bob then accelerates to .9c. In Joe's rest frame, how much does God now love Bob?
Sven, a Catholic, is in a state of grace. He then has sex with sheep S.
a. (8 pts.) What is Sven's atonement coefficient following the act if the sheep was not willing?
b. (12 pts.) What if the sheep, while not technically being willing, could be said not to mind either?
(20 pts.) Let the eternal, all abiding love of the Holy Spirit be the xy plane. Let Sue's soul be at (0,0,5) at t = 0 sec., traveling at 5 m/s in the direction of the positive z axis. Everything is in Cartesian coordinates bespeaking subscription to a perfectly rational Enlightenment attitude towards the Universe. At what time t will Sue be saved?
(Hint: Assume a point soul.)
(20 pts.) Assume the Rapture occurs at time t. Cornelia, a saved human weighing 90 kg, in a state of grace, has her head in the closing jaws of an alligator at time t. What mass of meat will remain to the alligator at time t + 10 sec.?
Stan is a frictionless, massless Mormon in a rest state. His sin level for his faith is currently 11 McBeals. He eats .3 kg of pork, and enjoys it very much. Assume that the Jews are right about, well, pretty much everything.
a. (10 pts.) What is Stan's sin level now?
b. (10 pts.) Stan is one of them Salt Lake City Mormons. He ain't so damn smug now, is he?
Extra Credit (10 pts): 25 grams of wafers and 20 ml of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of our Lord. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?
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Re: Sailor Moon and Time Spent Doing Things - by The Wanderer - 01-07-2004, 09:44 AM
Re: Sailor Moon and Time Spent Doing Things - by The Wanderer - 01-08-2004, 12:56 AM
Re: Sailor Moon and Time Spent Doing Things - by The Wanderer - 01-08-2004, 01:05 AM
Saw Episode 14 Last Night - by Bob Schroeck - 01-16-2004, 05:29 PM
Re: Saw Episode 14 Last Night - by Kokuten - 01-16-2004, 07:04 PM
Re: Saw Episode 14 Last Night - by Bob Schroeck - 01-16-2004, 10:17 PM
Dark Kingdom goons - by JonasJensen - 01-16-2004, 11:09 PM
Re: Dark Kingdom goons - by Bob Schroeck - 01-17-2004, 02:48 AM
Quick transform - by JonasJensen - 01-20-2004, 08:16 PM
Re: Quick transform - by Bob Schroeck - 01-20-2004, 10:06 PM
Re: Quick transform - by Bob Schroeck - 01-20-2004, 10:23 PM
OT, but what the hell - by Stephen Mann - 01-20-2004, 10:38 PM
Re: Quick transform - by Herr Bad Moon - 01-20-2004, 11:57 PM
Re: Quick transform - by Bob Schroeck - 01-21-2004, 02:42 AM
Final Exam - by JonasJensen - 01-21-2004, 04:32 AM
Re: Final Exam - by Bob Schroeck - 01-21-2004, 05:21 AM
Define the Universe, Give Three Examples - by JonasJensen - 01-21-2004, 06:14 PM
On a similar note... - by Logan Darklighter - 01-23-2004, 09:00 AM
Re: On a similar note... - by Offsides - 01-23-2004, 06:46 PM
Re: On a similar note... - by WengFook - 01-26-2004, 09:38 PM
Re: On a similar note... - by Bob Schroeck - 01-26-2004, 10:04 PM
Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by Bob Schroeck - 01-30-2004, 05:24 PM
Okay, try this. - by JonasJensen - 01-30-2004, 06:02 PM
Re: Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by chibipoe - 01-31-2004, 10:20 AM
Re: Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by The Wanderer - 01-31-2004, 07:58 PM
Re: Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by chibipoe - 01-31-2004, 10:22 PM
Re: Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by chibipoe - 02-01-2004, 06:19 AM
Re: Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by chibipoe - 02-03-2004, 05:54 AM
Re: Further Confusion -- Episode 16 - by chibipoe - 02-03-2004, 06:44 AM
Art of War - by SKJAM - 03-14-2004, 04:58 PM
Re: Art of War - by Star Ranger4 - 03-14-2004, 11:44 PM
Re: Art of War - by ClassicDrogn - 03-15-2004, 02:21 AM
Re: Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War - by cpt kangarooski - 03-15-2004, 09:40 AM
Art of "War" - by SKJAM - 03-16-2004, 04:08 PM
Re: Art of "War" - by Bob Schroeck - 03-16-2004, 04:47 PM
Re: Art of "War" - by The Wanderer - 03-16-2004, 09:59 PM
Re: Art of "War" - by chibipoe - 03-16-2004, 10:36 PM
Re: Art of "War" - by ClassicDrogn - 03-17-2004, 02:33 AM
Re: Art of "War" - by Bob Schroeck - 03-17-2004, 07:24 AM
songs - by RMH999 - 03-22-2004, 11:34 PM
Evil Doug - by cpt kangarooski - 03-23-2004, 02:43 AM
re: songs - by RMH999 - 03-23-2004, 03:17 AM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by SKJAM - 03-23-2004, 04:18 PM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by Bob Schroeck - 03-23-2004, 09:49 PM
Re: re: songs - by Bob Schroeck - 03-23-2004, 09:49 PM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by chibipoe - 03-23-2004, 09:58 PM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by Bob Schroeck - 03-23-2004, 10:09 PM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by chibipoe - 03-23-2004, 10:14 PM
The Art of War - by ordnance11 - 03-24-2004, 09:52 PM
Sailor Moon SIs - by The StarWolf - 03-24-2004, 10:44 PM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by Ed Becerra - 03-24-2004, 11:50 PM
Team Metric - by The StarWolf - 03-25-2004, 06:31 PM
Thibor - by kevncody - 03-25-2004, 07:10 PM
Re: Thibor - by The StarWolf - 03-25-2004, 08:37 PM
Re: Team Metric - by Ed Becerra - 03-25-2004, 10:34 PM
please include - by Rieverre - 03-26-2004, 12:05 AM
please include - by Foxboy - 03-26-2004, 12:20 AM
E-mail...ooops - by kevncody - 03-26-2004, 12:23 AM
Email...Oops... - by kevncody - 03-26-2004, 12:26 AM
story - by DreadnaughtVV - 03-26-2004, 12:50 AM
Re: story - by Feinan - 03-26-2004, 03:51 AM
Re: Sailor Moon and Time Spent Doing Things - by Ed Becerra - 03-26-2004, 06:04 AM
Re: Sailor Moon and Time Spent Doing Things - by Koryimran - 03-26-2004, 06:19 AM
Snort! - by JonasJensen - 03-26-2004, 05:55 PM
Re: Snort! - by Aleh - 03-26-2004, 05:58 PM
Re: Snort! - by itsune9tl - 03-26-2004, 09:40 PM
>Re: Snarf! - by cpt kangarooski - 03-27-2004, 03:16 AM
Re: Snort! - by ClassicDrogn - 03-27-2004, 03:20 AM
Re: Snort! - by Disruptor - 03-27-2004, 04:13 AM
Re: The Art of War - by Bob Schroeck - 03-27-2004, 06:16 AM
Re: Sailor Moon SIs - by Bob Schroeck - 03-27-2004, 06:18 AM
RE:Art of War - by ordnance11 - 03-27-2004, 09:35 AM
Re: RE:Art of War - by Ed Becerra - 03-27-2004, 09:50 AM
Oh... - by Rod.H - 03-27-2004, 12:01 PM
Re: RE:Art of War - by Bob Schroeck - 03-27-2004, 05:12 PM
Other Factors: - by ordnance11 - 03-27-2004, 09:00 PM
Training Tux-Boy - by ordnance11 - 03-28-2004, 07:26 PM
Re: Other Factors: - by Bob Schroeck - 03-29-2004, 05:11 PM
Re: Training Tux-Boy - by Bob Schroeck - 03-29-2004, 05:12 PM
Re: RE:Art of War - by Evil Midnight Lurker - 04-02-2004, 09:16 PM
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