Glad to be here, and glad to help. I heard the song, and wondered why it hadn't been used yet. Then I decided to post it, and here I am.
The insanity would have been because of the laughter in the song. I like the dancing better though. 'Tis, disturbing.
... Hmm, I find myself wondering about Men Without Hat's "Safety Dance" (4:30), as it would fit in even better with the Dance limitation, though, with the way the song goes, would others doing the same dance be safe as well?
I'll admit, it doesn't say what it's safety from, but it could work. Or maybe it'd be one that doesn't affect Doug, but instead affects anyone that starts dancing (except Doug)
Or, so long as they're dancing, they're invulnerable and invisible. Several different ways this could work.
I think it may be too new though. (1982) When did Doug leave Warriors World?
Anyway, here's the lyrics for the thing.
Safety Dance Lyrics
S (s, s, s,).....A (a,a,a).....F(f,f,f)....E(e,e,e).....T(t,t,t)....Y(y,y,y)
Safety (Safety) Dance! (Dance)
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance
Francais!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
and surprise 'em with the victory cry
I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
S (s, s, s,).....A (a,a,a).....F(f,f,f)....E(e,e,e).....T(t,t,t)....Y(y,y,y)
safety(safety, safety, safety) dance (dance, dance, dance)
We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything's out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the safety dance
ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
The insanity would have been because of the laughter in the song. I like the dancing better though. 'Tis, disturbing.
... Hmm, I find myself wondering about Men Without Hat's "Safety Dance" (4:30), as it would fit in even better with the Dance limitation, though, with the way the song goes, would others doing the same dance be safe as well?
I'll admit, it doesn't say what it's safety from, but it could work. Or maybe it'd be one that doesn't affect Doug, but instead affects anyone that starts dancing (except Doug)
Or, so long as they're dancing, they're invulnerable and invisible. Several different ways this could work.
I think it may be too new though. (1982) When did Doug leave Warriors World?
Anyway, here's the lyrics for the thing.
Safety Dance Lyrics
S (s, s, s,).....A (a,a,a).....F(f,f,f)....E(e,e,e).....T(t,t,t)....Y(y,y,y)
Safety (Safety) Dance! (Dance)
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance
Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance
Francais!
Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
and surprise 'em with the victory cry
I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance
S (s, s, s,).....A (a,a,a).....F(f,f,f)....E(e,e,e).....T(t,t,t)....Y(y,y,y)
safety(safety, safety, safety) dance (dance, dance, dance)
We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything's out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the safety dance
ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance