Actually, I was thinking of this as a variety of attack song. The version I had on tape for many many years ended with either Wendy or Lisa plaintively repeating several times, "Mommy? Why does everybody have a bomb?"
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...