Another Gate Song

[Bob Schroeck]

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So does that do anything?

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I hadn't thought about it, but the idea you present is pretty good, complete with the annoying side effects.

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And does Doug know it was written by his college roommate's uncle?

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Oh, no. Doug barely remembers Bob -- they were cordial but distant, since each was busy keeping his secrets from the other, and after freshman year they went their separate ways -- both of them gambling on and lucking out with singles in Room Draw for their sophomore year.

-- Bob
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It's spelt "Frodo Baggins" but it's pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."