A Truly Sick Song Idea

[Aleh]

Of course, all of those are from the first part of the chorus, "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood."
I shudder to think about what would happen if Doug's metatalent latched onto the *SECOND* part of the chorus:
"Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."