You know, if Doug's metatalent decided to interpret this as "every sperm must find a target", the use of this song could cause a pregnancy plague of epidemic proportions.
Heh...drop Doug on some Planet of the Amazons kind of deal where all the menfolk have been killed off and the human race is dying out. All he'd have to do is wank to the joyous strains of this song a couple times and the problem would be solved. Granted, the gene-pool would be a bit unbalanced, but that'd even itself out after a few generations.
Heh...drop Doug on some Planet of the Amazons kind of deal where all the menfolk have been killed off and the human race is dying out. All he'd have to do is wank to the joyous strains of this song a couple times and the problem would be solved. Granted, the gene-pool would be a bit unbalanced, but that'd even itself out after a few generations.