OK... I thought the second one was rather lame all things considered, but maybe it'll be usefull for training new recruits...
R1: "Hey, I heard that they're having a barbeque Sunday night for us new recruits."
R2: "Cool! I've been getting tired of the mess hall food, especially those funky pies..."
R1: "Shh... who knows when LT's gonna be around to hear you comp..."
*BOOT* *BOOT*
R1&R2: "OW!!! What the?!?!?"
*Doug walking away whistling "Dirty Laundry" from about 75 feet away*
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R1: "Hey, I heard that they're having a barbeque Sunday night for us new recruits."
R2: "Cool! I've been getting tired of the mess hall food, especially those funky pies..."
R1: "Shh... who knows when LT's gonna be around to hear you comp..."
*BOOT* *BOOT*
R1&R2: "OW!!! What the?!?!?"
*Doug walking away whistling "Dirty Laundry" from about 75 feet away*
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Drunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At Large