Hey, is it possible for Douglas to have found a full length "99 Bottles of Beer"? Would be very useful at parties I would imagine.
Couple of other song ideas
Smash Mouth - Defeat You
Bing Crosby - Pistol Packin' Mama
Seemed like something Doug could have used against the Knight Sabers.
"Oh, lay that pistol down, babe
Lay that pistol down
Pistol packin' mama
Lay that pistol down"
Jim's Big Ego - Stress
The equivalent of about a dozen cups of coffee. However it gives Doug a headache and a great deal of stress.
Frantics - Boot To The Head
Let's Doug give those annoying people a boot to the head.
"People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!"
SSgt Barry Sadler - Ballad of the Green Beret
Simulacra of an U.S. Army Special Forces Green Beret (or however many that Doug can create and maintain) that parachutes in and can help fight.
"Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret"
-Freddy Isnot
"You are now graduated from newbie and are just clueless. Consider that a compliment."
-Zipcode
Couple of other song ideas
Smash Mouth - Defeat You
Bing Crosby - Pistol Packin' Mama
Seemed like something Doug could have used against the Knight Sabers.
"Oh, lay that pistol down, babe
Lay that pistol down
Pistol packin' mama
Lay that pistol down"
Jim's Big Ego - Stress
The equivalent of about a dozen cups of coffee. However it gives Doug a headache and a great deal of stress.
Frantics - Boot To The Head
Let's Doug give those annoying people a boot to the head.
"People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!"
SSgt Barry Sadler - Ballad of the Green Beret
Simulacra of an U.S. Army Special Forces Green Beret (or however many that Doug can create and maintain) that parachutes in and can help fight.
"Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret"
-Freddy Isnot
"You are now graduated from newbie and are just clueless. Consider that a compliment."
-Zipcode