Bjork

[Bob Schroeck]

Hmm. I have the urge to make a Swedish Chef joke here, but I'll resist it. Anyway, I like all of these suggestions...

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For those special times when all you need is an army of Dougs:

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I had once considered using the Time Warp from RHPS to do that kind of thing, justifying it as pulling instances of himself from up and down his personal timeline, but I like this a lot.

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Suspended animation?

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Hmm. Maybe. Yes...

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For when you want to find your target and not lust over him:

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Always handy.

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I'm not entirely sure about this one, but I get the feeling that it would act as a metasong...maybe to increase the area of effect of the next song played, with the stipulation that the next song has to be upbeat

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I could deal with that, yes...

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And finally, when defeat is imminent, what better way to play dead than...:
Excuse me
But I just have to
Explode
Explode this body
Off me

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Mmmm. Good choice. I was saving up the Rolling Stones' "Shattered" for this kind of effect, but this would work just fine, too.
All great songs! Thanks!

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.