Songs Doug Should Never *EVER* Play

[Bob Schroeck]

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On a purely literal level, it's pretty obtuse. Tear it apart, however, and there's only one way I can interpret it:
Area Effect - Stoned

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You should see what "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds" does... Doug once quite effectively stopped a bank robbery without lifting a finger by playing that song. As P.J. O'Rourke once said:

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Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.

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Almost certainly not in the Doug Sangnior Combat Collection--although, when equipped with one of the 30 minute concert bootlegs, I'm pretty sure he could be fairly popular at parties.

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What do you mean? Doug's always popular at parties. At least the ones he choses to go to...

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Increased Comliness/Persuasiveness/Etc. vs. Married Women
Indeed, married women will swoon at Doug's merest word...for all of six minutes, ten seconds. After that, any reactions to being hit on by some guy they don't know/like are, of course, up to the GM's discression. Heh.

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The only married woman Doug's interested in is Maggie. And besides, Eddie Money's "Take Me Home Tonight" is much more efficient.

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.