I don't know the Sandler piece, but I'm familiar with the Zappa stuff.  I don't think "Bobby Brown" would be too bad unless he was within 33 meters or so of a certain R&B singer.   The other...  hmm.  There are Possibilities here.  
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
	
	
	
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

 
 

 
