The ultimate combat-simulacrum song: "The Merry-go-Round Broke Down".
For reasons left as an exercise for the class, this would summon a com-sim
of DOUG... @.@; Maybe I should have filed that one under "Songs Doug should
Never *EVER* Play". Then again, it only lasts 30 seconds or so...
On a different note: "Stand in the Place Where You Live." Causes Doug to
manifest an invisible telekinetic doppelganger, ala Larry Niven's "Gil the ARM"
but with an entire body instead of just the arm...
It would be selectively
intangible, which is nice, but the chaos field would probably go with it for
the duration.
(Hey, everyone in -JoJo's Bizarre Adventure- is named after rock musicians,
bands and songs... it's a natural association, although Doug might not last
five minutes on the world itself.)
Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man". Not sure if he'd get Anime Martial
Arts or just improved normal butt-kicking skills.
Royal Guardsmen, "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron". Creates a flying, moderately
well-armed doghouse (with a startlingly well-furnished interior!)... good for a
double-take.
Tommy Shaw, "Girls with Guns"--instant Trouble Consultants, just add music...
--Sam
"I'm starting to like the cut of this man's gibberish."
For reasons left as an exercise for the class, this would summon a com-sim
of DOUG... @.@; Maybe I should have filed that one under "Songs Doug should
Never *EVER* Play". Then again, it only lasts 30 seconds or so...
On a different note: "Stand in the Place Where You Live." Causes Doug to
manifest an invisible telekinetic doppelganger, ala Larry Niven's "Gil the ARM"
but with an entire body instead of just the arm...
It would be selectivelyintangible, which is nice, but the chaos field would probably go with it for
the duration.
(Hey, everyone in -JoJo's Bizarre Adventure- is named after rock musicians,
bands and songs... it's a natural association, although Doug might not last
five minutes on the world itself.)
Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man". Not sure if he'd get Anime Martial
Arts or just improved normal butt-kicking skills.
Royal Guardsmen, "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron". Creates a flying, moderately
well-armed doghouse (with a startlingly well-furnished interior!)... good for a
double-take.
Tommy Shaw, "Girls with Guns"--instant Trouble Consultants, just add music...
--Sam
"I'm starting to like the cut of this man's gibberish."