Don't make me go find the lyrics to a certain Joe Walsh song, which might possibly have the effect of...well...attribute enhancement on the female person, shall we say?
No, I'm not kidding.
Might make Doug pretty popular in some circles.
(runs and hides)--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
No, I'm not kidding.
Might make Doug pretty popular in some circles.

(runs and hides)--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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