Bob Rivers - "Yellow Snow" - It starts snowing, every dog in the area of effect suddenly has to... err... go.
Unknown (Attributed to Dr. Demento) - "Squirrels" - For the duration of the song, Doug is turned into a squirrel, but every human who sees him gains a shotgun and a compulsion to hunt squirrels. This is a bad thing.
Bob Rivers - "Chipmunks Roasting" - Create Food: two Disney-esque chipmunks, skewered through the nose and roasting on an open fire. Unfortunately for anyone who wants to eat them, they're still alive and talking (mainly complaints about their present condition) for the duration of the song.
Bob Rivers - "Marijuanaville" - Area of effect: stone, also a possible simulacrum song for massive quantities of homegrown.
Bob Rivers - "Frosty the Pervert" - Simulacrum: Don't Ask.- "I suppose that, technically, the existance of the Association of Foul Sorcerers is my fault, but, damnit, I was joking when I told them that they should unionize!"
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Unknown (Attributed to Dr. Demento) - "Squirrels" - For the duration of the song, Doug is turned into a squirrel, but every human who sees him gains a shotgun and a compulsion to hunt squirrels. This is a bad thing.
Bob Rivers - "Chipmunks Roasting" - Create Food: two Disney-esque chipmunks, skewered through the nose and roasting on an open fire. Unfortunately for anyone who wants to eat them, they're still alive and talking (mainly complaints about their present condition) for the duration of the song.
Bob Rivers - "Marijuanaville" - Area of effect: stone, also a possible simulacrum song for massive quantities of homegrown.
Bob Rivers - "Frosty the Pervert" - Simulacrum: Don't Ask.- "I suppose that, technically, the existance of the Association of Foul Sorcerers is my fault, but, damnit, I was joking when I told them that they should unionize!"