Okay, there has just been continuing demand by fans for a Godzilla song. I think that perhaps the best solution to the various Godzilla songs that have been proposed would be this:
Their use does indeed invoke a Godzilla simulacrum with all the traditional Godzilla powers. And it's basically impossible to control, just like the real Godzilla.
BUT, the simulacrum is the size of a man in a rubber suit, and with the powers scaled down proportionately.
If Doug ever needed to fight Lilliput, the Smurfs, or a bunch of model railroaders, this would be the song to use. But it's somewhat dangerous (radioactive fire breath is nothing to sneeze at -- you'll get nasty burns and cancer!) not to mention rather embarrassing, which would be why he probably would never use it for real. Or even reveal that the songs do anything.
A good example of the potential for hilarity can be seen in the film "One Crazy Summer."
Their use does indeed invoke a Godzilla simulacrum with all the traditional Godzilla powers. And it's basically impossible to control, just like the real Godzilla.
BUT, the simulacrum is the size of a man in a rubber suit, and with the powers scaled down proportionately.
If Doug ever needed to fight Lilliput, the Smurfs, or a bunch of model railroaders, this would be the song to use. But it's somewhat dangerous (radioactive fire breath is nothing to sneeze at -- you'll get nasty burns and cancer!) not to mention rather embarrassing, which would be why he probably would never use it for real. Or even reveal that the songs do anything.
A good example of the potential for hilarity can be seen in the film "One Crazy Summer."