Quote:The scary part is how many entries there were -- that page is just the winners. Plus there's the 2002 contest.
I'm going to have to download these now, you realize...
Quote:Feh. I was thinking that he just ended up with a roll or two. If you want Spider-Man shooting webs, then why not use the Ramones' cover of the Spider-Man theme? It's great. Or as an alternative involving swinging, Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy." (which inevitably leads to the question of what the hell the vines are attached to if Doug uses this in, say, an open field)
Why do I suddenly see him producing the stuff like Spiderman shooting webs? "Duct Tape Man, Duct Tape Man, Does whatever some duct tape can..." Hm. Can't be any weirder really than "The Chain"...
One more -- if Doug finds he can't do some math in his head, he can always use Kraftwerk's "Pocket Calculator."
Incidentally, have you ever heard Stephen Lynch's "Superhero" song? You should check it out if not.