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Not safe Santa song
Re: Not safe Santa song
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> Huh. I've never heard of this. Could it be a local recording from near you?
Don't know... Racking my memory doesn't seem to help...
If you want some _really_ obscure songs, "The Goodies" released "Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me" one Christmas, with lines like "I don't like little girls, bigger ones are better!", and, "Santa Claus jumped down the flue and caught her unaware".
Then, there were Bill Odie's songs from "I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again", such as the Brian Clough song, "President Nixon out and Cloughie in", which rather dates it, and his version of "The Rhinestone Cowboy" (just the chorus):
"Cactus In My Y-Fronts"
I've got Cactus in my Y-fronts,
A vulture on my head,
I've just been kissed by a Tennessee Miss,
And I wish that I was dead.
Do you like my high heeled horseshoes?
I got them from Paree,
Paree,
Paree.
But the cactus in my Y-fronts,
Made a loser out of me.

Which could be a very _personal_ attack song! [grin]
Bill Odie did a cover of "Wild Thing", which was quite good, and then there was "Funky Gibbon"...
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind
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Not safe Santa song - by Ace Dreamer - 10-01-2003, 09:01 PM
Re: Not safe Santa song - by Bob Schroeck - 10-03-2003, 07:08 PM
Re: Not safe Santa song - by Ace Dreamer - 10-03-2003, 10:00 PM
The Goodies - by Bob Schroeck - 10-08-2003, 01:47 PM
Re: The Goodies - by Ace Dreamer - 10-08-2003, 06:14 PM
Re: The Goodies - by Bob Schroeck - 10-13-2003, 01:37 PM
Re: The Goodies - by Offsides - 10-13-2003, 03:25 PM
Re: The Goodies - by Bob Schroeck - 10-13-2003, 06:36 PM
Re: The Goodies - by Offsides - 10-13-2003, 09:51 PM
Re: Not safe Santa song - by Bob Schroeck - 10-14-2003, 02:31 AM

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