I never intended to invoke the dark powers by citing these two, but I must counter fire with fire.
Sung from Under the Bed
Words: Kay Shapero
Tune: "Cecilia"
CHORUS: Cthulhu, you're breaking my mind.
My sanity's vanishing daily!
Oh, Cthulhu, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you, please - go away,
Go away!
I picked up this ancient book
By some guy named Abdul Al-Haz'red (Al-Haz'red)
Read two chapters; now it seems
You're disturbing my days and you're haunting my dreams.
CHORUS
Half-awake in the early morn
With my lover sleeping by my side (by my side)
When I feel a nameless dread
And I turn on the light, I find you in my bed!
CHORUS
Hiding out in the afternoon
In a room at Miskatonic U (hiding out)
Elder Signs from ceiling to floor,
And there's star-stones to block off the windows and door.
Consternation! He's found me again,
I crawl in the closet and shiver.
Consternation! He's found me again,
I crawl in the closet and shiver... .
Words copyright Kay Shapero, 1983, with the author's apologies to Simon,
Garfunkel, and H.P. Lovecraft... .
Who Lu?
Words: Kay Shapero
Tune: "Camptown Races"
Who's the Elder God we fear?
Cthulhu, Cthulhu!
Who sleeps on from year to year?
Cthulhu is his name.
Going to pray all night
Going to chant all day
'Til he rises from the ocean floor
Then we will run away!
Words copyright Kay Shapero 1990 (this for those who pronounce Cthulhu with TWO syllables)
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Sung from Under the Bed
Words: Kay Shapero
Tune: "Cecilia"
CHORUS: Cthulhu, you're breaking my mind.
My sanity's vanishing daily!
Oh, Cthulhu, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you, please - go away,
Go away!
I picked up this ancient book
By some guy named Abdul Al-Haz'red (Al-Haz'red)
Read two chapters; now it seems
You're disturbing my days and you're haunting my dreams.
CHORUS
Half-awake in the early morn
With my lover sleeping by my side (by my side)
When I feel a nameless dread
And I turn on the light, I find you in my bed!
CHORUS
Hiding out in the afternoon
In a room at Miskatonic U (hiding out)
Elder Signs from ceiling to floor,
And there's star-stones to block off the windows and door.
Consternation! He's found me again,
I crawl in the closet and shiver.
Consternation! He's found me again,
I crawl in the closet and shiver... .
Words copyright Kay Shapero, 1983, with the author's apologies to Simon,
Garfunkel, and H.P. Lovecraft... .
Who Lu?
Words: Kay Shapero
Tune: "Camptown Races"
Who's the Elder God we fear?
Cthulhu, Cthulhu!
Who sleeps on from year to year?
Cthulhu is his name.
Going to pray all night
Going to chant all day
'Til he rises from the ocean floor
Then we will run away!
Words copyright Kay Shapero 1990 (this for those who pronounce Cthulhu with TWO syllables)
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.