One-Loon Revolution

[Proginoskes]

"One Girl Revolution", Superchick (link is to a Cat Returns AMV)

I wear a disguise
I'm just your Average Jane
The "Super" doesn't stand for "model"
But that doesn't mean I'm plain
If all you see is how I look
You miss the superchick within
And I christen you Titanic
Underestimate and swim
I've got the rifle gonna be myself (x4)
REFRAIN:
And I'll be everything that I wanna be
I am confidence and insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear 'round the world
And I'm a one-girl revolution
I'm a one-girl revolution (x2)
Some people see the revolution but most only see the girl

I can lose my hard earned freedom if my fear defines my world

I declare my independence from the critics and their stones

I can plant my revolution, I can learn to stand alone

REFRAIN
BRIDGE
FINAL REFRAIN:
And I'll be everything that I wanna be

I am confidence and insecurity

I am a voice yet waiting to be heard

I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear 'round the world
Everything that I wanna be
I am confidence and insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot, bang, that you hear 'round the world
And I'm a one-girl revolution
I'm a one-girl revolution

I'm not sure what effect this should have, shapeshifting, skill-borrowing, rifle conjuration, or whatever, but it should definitely turn Doug into a woman as a side effect.