Quote:Blackdragon, "Takahashi Soup", chapter 6
"You!" She hissed, "Get away from him, you barbarian!"
Shampoo immediately darted backward away from her prey, her heart leaping up into her throat. She was quite unused to being taken by surprise, and the only reason she had missed the crow princess's entrance was because she had been nervously concentrating on her current mission.
Kurama could guess easily enough what the Amazon's mission was, as the girl was unarmed and in fact completely naked, her purple floral-pattern Chinese dress laying on the floor near the window.
"You crow woman from before! What you want?" Shampoo said quietly, her eyes narrowing. It was extremely unfortunate for the woman to show up now, when she had just pushed herself to go through with her plan. Not that Shampoo was unfamiliar or uncomfortable with showing physical affection, but by her tribe's laws, she was a married woman, and seducing another man was strictly forbidden for one already under the oath of the Kiss of Marriage (even if it hadn't technically been given yet).
"Nevermind me! What do you think you're doing? Begone, you tramp! Away!"
The Amazon's eyes narrowed. Kurama was wearing what looked like a bath robe on the outside, but at some point during the alien's entry the belt had come undone, revealing an erotic set of black, lacy lingerie that barely managed to look any more indecent than her normal skimpy attire.
"What you talking? You here take Ranma for self, same as Shampoo!"
"I am here to secure the future of my race, not indulge in petty lust!" Kurama said haughtily. "Now I will demand that you remove yourself and leave once more before I punish your insolence!"
Shampoo glared at the alien princess, and stood up before falling back into a fighting stance, her breasts bouncing freely with the sharp movements. "You want fight? You regret challenge Amazon warrior!"
"I'll beat you so senseless you won't retain the clarity of mind to have regrets!" Kurama growled, somehow producing her giant leaf weapon from behind her back.
*Groan*
Both women stopped and blinked as the figure in the futon they had been fighting over began to move, and they sweatdropped as a the figure's head slowly rose from underneath the blanket.
"Wha's all da noise 'bout?" Ataru mumbled, not used to waking up to such minor disturbances as people talking too loudly (usually he was forced awake by an attack upon his person, or a fight happening over him, or a bomb going off nearby, or a fire, etc.).
His eyes immediately snapped open and his mind snapped to attention as he took in the sight of one shapely naked girl squaring off against an exotic scantily-clad girl. "Whoa. This is WAY better than the last dream."
Shampoo and Kurama twitched, and small beads of sweat began to collect on their foreheads.
On a whim, Ataru sat up and pinched himself on the arm.
"Ow! That hurt!" Clutching his arm, the lecher took a moment to organize his thoughts.
'Gorgeous women in bedroom + pain = dream come true, not dream.'
Both Shampoo and Kurama felt chills run down their spines as Ataru spontaneously clapped his hands together and looked up reverently toward the ceiling. "Thank you, God!"
Without further ceremony, Ataru lunged.
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