Ace Frehley's "Rock Soldiers." Lyrics via link since I gave up on finding a lyrics site that would let me copy&paste them.
My first "What would Doug do with this" thought was simple stone golems. But that's so... mundane.
No, this is better: It's a "summon simulacra" song, like "Summon Mariachi Band" and "66 Trombones." Doug gets a random rock&roll band (bonus points if it's a band he's never heard of, or one from another universe entirely). But! It's a weaponized rock&roll band.
If he gets KISS, it's KISS from the Marvel superhero days (even if that comic didn't exist in the Warrior's universe -- it's just too cool not to use).
Van Halen: Alex drum-riffs on various enemies' skulls, Roth's stage acrobatics go Bruce Lee (or maybe Jackie Chan), Eddie's power chords produce energy blasts from his axe, and Sammy's vocals are devastating sonic blasts. And of course Michael providing his solid, reliable bass backbeat keeping the whole machine rolling.
And then there's GWAR, the first appearance of which the less spoken of the better, and which is the reason Doug doesn't use this particular power song so much anymore....
My first "What would Doug do with this" thought was simple stone golems. But that's so... mundane.
No, this is better: It's a "summon simulacra" song, like "Summon Mariachi Band" and "66 Trombones." Doug gets a random rock&roll band (bonus points if it's a band he's never heard of, or one from another universe entirely). But! It's a weaponized rock&roll band.
If he gets KISS, it's KISS from the Marvel superhero days (even if that comic didn't exist in the Warrior's universe -- it's just too cool not to use).
Van Halen: Alex drum-riffs on various enemies' skulls, Roth's stage acrobatics go Bruce Lee (or maybe Jackie Chan), Eddie's power chords produce energy blasts from his axe, and Sammy's vocals are devastating sonic blasts. And of course Michael providing his solid, reliable bass backbeat keeping the whole machine rolling.
And then there's GWAR, the first appearance of which the less spoken of the better, and which is the reason Doug doesn't use this particular power song so much anymore....