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"Anybody else good at fighting?"
Moose cracked his knuckles meaningfully. Azalynn said
nothing, but her narrowed eyes glittered unpleasantly. G'Kron, not
wishing to be left out, held up... a baseball bat.
Mac shook his head, counted to ten silently, and said,
"G'Kron, -please-... "
"I can't help it if I was raised by a family of pacifists!"
-Symphony of the Sword
"You are going to have a marvelous time," he promised them.
"It just so happens that Saturday nights have become a traditional night in the Imperial Navy, a night when the crews of all ships gather together in their mess halls and enjoy a traditional food which is wildly popular throughout the Klingon Empire."
Amanda, who knew a thing or two about Klingon food, felt her
face falling. "Oh no," she said. "No, you can't mean - "
"Exactly!" said Krontep, his eyes gleaming. He thumped the activator next to the great double doors leading to the main mess hall, and as they slid open, he whirled with a flourish and bellowed, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's TACO NIGHT!"
-Symphony of the Sword
Sometimes life isn't fair; sometimes it just out-and-out sucks. And sometimes it destroys us entirely before putting us back together.
- The Iris Tales, Nicholas Leifker
All his fics
I pulled my bonbori out of pocket space. "Old pervert, you Shampoo kill!"
. . . Shut up about my Japanese. It's a terrible language anyway.
- Schools United
Man is inherently evil and selfish, and no matter how pure a person may seem, it is only natural to put himself before others. After all, that is why selflessness is so highly regarded in society. That is why do-gooders are admired, beloved and praised. Because what they are doing is so unnatural to the common man.
But just below the surfacethat's where it lurks.
No matter how strong the will of Man, Nature will not be denied.
- My Will, Sabichan
"For the runt, it's Broadway show tunes. Whenever she hears them, she feels compelled to invent things."
"Ah, but she's like that all the time."
Skuld didn't bother to look up from the device she was working on as she said, "It was three years ago while I was in the middle of 'Think of Me', from Phantom of the Opera that I created a miniature radio that would play Broadway hits twenty-four hours a day and implanted it in my skull."
"Actually, that explains a great deal.
-Let the Music Play, D.B. Sommer
"You're right, lowly illegally immigrated Chinese waitress!
- Kodachi speaking of Shampoo. Darkness and Light, Adrian Wong
I can show you what beauty is
But needed is a heart of trust
We ignite the spark of sound
And seem blinded to the enlightened.
- What is Beauty? Winds
Neat band. Fusion of dark progressive metal, classical chamber music and philosophical lyrics.
We don't live in a paradise. We don't live in an utopia. We don't live in the best of all possible worlds.
We just live.
- The Best of All The Years II, Chris Davies
Actually, Ive been thinking about taking up judo again.
Sylia mulled that over and remarked, Handy skill to have. Always room for growth. But no guarantee of the sexy women. I pass.
- Bubblegum Crisis Post 2040: The Dominant Species, P. Kristen Enos
Leon stared at the flaming boomer. "You just took out a military combat boomer, 45-B with a handgun. You should be proud." He paused.
"Why do you think there's something wrong with your gun?"
"Everytime I pull the trigger, it pushes my arms back!"
"..." Maybe I'm having a bad dream. "That's called recoil."
"What's recoil?"
Leon contemplated fainting for dramatic effect. At this point, the ADPolice van roared up and unleashed a TAC squad. The commander, Sgt. Banks came over. "Where's the boomer?"
Mihoshi jumped up and down. "I killed it! I killed it!"
"You killed a 45-B?" Sgt. Banks said, disbelievingly.
"Yeah...can I get a gun without any 'recoil'? I don't like it."
The conversation only got weirder from there.
- The Dance of Shiva, John Biles
"So what's first?"
"First you get dressed."
"How?"
"Think about wearing something else."
Linna thought about her hardsuit jumpsuit and suddenly she was
wearing it. She thought about a donut and it appeared. She ate it.
"Well, that's easy."
"Just don't forget you won't get real nourishment from imaginary
donuts."
"Won't get fat either."
"Good point."
- The Dance of Shiva, John Biles
Linna yawned. "Couldn't you have let me sleep a little later?"
"If I'd done that, the doorway would turn you into a kumquat,"
Washuu noted.
Linna said, "WHAT?"
"Well, not really, but I wanted to see how you would react if I
said that."
It took a while for them to pry Linna's hands off Washuu's throat even with four superhumanly strong people in the room.
-The Dance of Shiva, John Biles
HARRY: I only came to breakfast because Draco promised there would be monkeys with clogs on.
- The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One, lasaireigh
"Voldemort! Hey, Voldemort! Over here!"
"Potter! Why are you here?! Ahso you've finally realized that it's impossible to defeat me? Well, I'm sure you'll find your peace in death!"
"Great!"
"What?"
"Wonderful. You see that's exactly why I came here."
"Youcame hereto die? That's it? No fight, no witty retorts, nothing?"
"Yep!"
"You've gone mad, haven't you?"
"Nah, Tommy my boy. I was just suffering from boredom in practically all my classes. So! Ever done a mercy killing?"
- Celestial Requiem, Raven Dragonclaw
"You're giving out nukes?" Durant asked excitedly. "Can I get some?"
"No!"
- Process of Elimination, Brian Randall
What are you staring at Graham, you never seen two naked women hugging in the shower before?!
Not for free!
- Angels2200
Excellent sci-fi webcomic that takes place in a future where males have been nearly wiped out by a virus.
"Oh, hey, I hear you can summon monsters," Ryu commented. "Is that true?"
"Yes," Yakumo said quietly. "Tou-Chou and Chin-Kuu. Why do you ask?"
Ryu grinned, nodding slightly. "So they're like pokmon, only evil, right?"
"Pokmon are already evil," Yakumo returned flatly.
- Process of Elimination, Brian Randall
A large, white sign leaned against an earth-mover read, "Coming Soon: GENOM Enterprises, Inc." In much larger text below that, it continued, "A subsidiary of Disney."
- Going at it Like Rabbits!!!, Benjamin A. Oliver*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.
"Anybody else good at fighting?"
Moose cracked his knuckles meaningfully. Azalynn said
nothing, but her narrowed eyes glittered unpleasantly. G'Kron, not
wishing to be left out, held up... a baseball bat.
Mac shook his head, counted to ten silently, and said,
"G'Kron, -please-... "
"I can't help it if I was raised by a family of pacifists!"
-Symphony of the Sword
"You are going to have a marvelous time," he promised them.
"It just so happens that Saturday nights have become a traditional night in the Imperial Navy, a night when the crews of all ships gather together in their mess halls and enjoy a traditional food which is wildly popular throughout the Klingon Empire."
Amanda, who knew a thing or two about Klingon food, felt her
face falling. "Oh no," she said. "No, you can't mean - "
"Exactly!" said Krontep, his eyes gleaming. He thumped the activator next to the great double doors leading to the main mess hall, and as they slid open, he whirled with a flourish and bellowed, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's TACO NIGHT!"
-Symphony of the Sword
Sometimes life isn't fair; sometimes it just out-and-out sucks. And sometimes it destroys us entirely before putting us back together.
- The Iris Tales, Nicholas Leifker
All his fics
I pulled my bonbori out of pocket space. "Old pervert, you Shampoo kill!"
. . . Shut up about my Japanese. It's a terrible language anyway.
- Schools United
Man is inherently evil and selfish, and no matter how pure a person may seem, it is only natural to put himself before others. After all, that is why selflessness is so highly regarded in society. That is why do-gooders are admired, beloved and praised. Because what they are doing is so unnatural to the common man.
But just below the surfacethat's where it lurks.
No matter how strong the will of Man, Nature will not be denied.
- My Will, Sabichan
"For the runt, it's Broadway show tunes. Whenever she hears them, she feels compelled to invent things."
"Ah, but she's like that all the time."
Skuld didn't bother to look up from the device she was working on as she said, "It was three years ago while I was in the middle of 'Think of Me', from Phantom of the Opera that I created a miniature radio that would play Broadway hits twenty-four hours a day and implanted it in my skull."
"Actually, that explains a great deal.
-Let the Music Play, D.B. Sommer
"You're right, lowly illegally immigrated Chinese waitress!
- Kodachi speaking of Shampoo. Darkness and Light, Adrian Wong
I can show you what beauty is
But needed is a heart of trust
We ignite the spark of sound
And seem blinded to the enlightened.
- What is Beauty? Winds
Neat band. Fusion of dark progressive metal, classical chamber music and philosophical lyrics.
We don't live in a paradise. We don't live in an utopia. We don't live in the best of all possible worlds.
We just live.
- The Best of All The Years II, Chris Davies
Actually, Ive been thinking about taking up judo again.
Sylia mulled that over and remarked, Handy skill to have. Always room for growth. But no guarantee of the sexy women. I pass.
- Bubblegum Crisis Post 2040: The Dominant Species, P. Kristen Enos
Leon stared at the flaming boomer. "You just took out a military combat boomer, 45-B with a handgun. You should be proud." He paused.
"Why do you think there's something wrong with your gun?"
"Everytime I pull the trigger, it pushes my arms back!"
"..." Maybe I'm having a bad dream. "That's called recoil."
"What's recoil?"
Leon contemplated fainting for dramatic effect. At this point, the ADPolice van roared up and unleashed a TAC squad. The commander, Sgt. Banks came over. "Where's the boomer?"
Mihoshi jumped up and down. "I killed it! I killed it!"
"You killed a 45-B?" Sgt. Banks said, disbelievingly.
"Yeah...can I get a gun without any 'recoil'? I don't like it."
The conversation only got weirder from there.
- The Dance of Shiva, John Biles
"So what's first?"
"First you get dressed."
"How?"
"Think about wearing something else."
Linna thought about her hardsuit jumpsuit and suddenly she was
wearing it. She thought about a donut and it appeared. She ate it.
"Well, that's easy."
"Just don't forget you won't get real nourishment from imaginary
donuts."
"Won't get fat either."
"Good point."
- The Dance of Shiva, John Biles
Linna yawned. "Couldn't you have let me sleep a little later?"
"If I'd done that, the doorway would turn you into a kumquat,"
Washuu noted.
Linna said, "WHAT?"
"Well, not really, but I wanted to see how you would react if I
said that."
It took a while for them to pry Linna's hands off Washuu's throat even with four superhumanly strong people in the room.
-The Dance of Shiva, John Biles
HARRY: I only came to breakfast because Draco promised there would be monkeys with clogs on.
- The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One, lasaireigh
"Voldemort! Hey, Voldemort! Over here!"
"Potter! Why are you here?! Ahso you've finally realized that it's impossible to defeat me? Well, I'm sure you'll find your peace in death!"
"Great!"
"What?"
"Wonderful. You see that's exactly why I came here."
"Youcame hereto die? That's it? No fight, no witty retorts, nothing?"
"Yep!"
"You've gone mad, haven't you?"
"Nah, Tommy my boy. I was just suffering from boredom in practically all my classes. So! Ever done a mercy killing?"
- Celestial Requiem, Raven Dragonclaw
"You're giving out nukes?" Durant asked excitedly. "Can I get some?"
"No!"
- Process of Elimination, Brian Randall
What are you staring at Graham, you never seen two naked women hugging in the shower before?!
Not for free!
- Angels2200
Excellent sci-fi webcomic that takes place in a future where males have been nearly wiped out by a virus.
"Oh, hey, I hear you can summon monsters," Ryu commented. "Is that true?"
"Yes," Yakumo said quietly. "Tou-Chou and Chin-Kuu. Why do you ask?"
Ryu grinned, nodding slightly. "So they're like pokmon, only evil, right?"
"Pokmon are already evil," Yakumo returned flatly.
- Process of Elimination, Brian Randall
A large, white sign leaned against an earth-mover read, "Coming Soon: GENOM Enterprises, Inc." In much larger text below that, it continued, "A subsidiary of Disney."
- Going at it Like Rabbits!!!, Benjamin A. Oliver*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.