Quote:I just have to say, that's tupping brilliant.---------------
"LOOK yourself!" Harry slapped Voldemort across the top of his head as vehement exclamation. "Ive had it up to hear with you trying to bloody well kill me!" SLAP! "If you had done things the old-fashioned way," SLAP! "With a machine gun," SLAP! "Or even a bloody knife," SLAP! "I wouldnt have had half as traumatic a life as Ive had already!"
SLAPSLAPSLAP!
"Stop that! Im trying to kill you!"
"Youre doing a bloody brilliant job of it," SLAP "Arent you," SLAP "You snake-faced," SLAP! "Sock-stuffed-thong-wearing," SLAP! "Guinea pig?" SLAPSLAPSLAP!
"Stoppit!"
"What?" Harry yelled hysterically, slapping Voldemort several times across the head with both hands for good measure and wondering briefly if his wrists looked as limp as they seemed to. "Stop this? I dont want to stop this! I like doing this! And its making your head go pink! Did you know that? Your head is going pink!"
Leo: (July 23 - Aug 22)
You'll feel a lot better with warm clothes on your back and food in your stomach, proving that cannibalism has a couple things going for it.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"